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Social Media Enthusiast | Aficionado of All Things Entertaining

[P@tr!€k @Pat_tastic_]

I just want to date someone who doesn’t bring up that they casually do cocaine #singlelife #dating #yolo

[Patrick Jamar @_PatrickJamar]

I finally joined the #Twitter world. Happy to be here & join the conversation.

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New professional Twitter acct: https://t.co/1LCOUTaymQ

[P@tr!€k @Pat_tastic_]

Does anyone else think that Santa is scary? He’s this all-seeing, omnipresent fat old man that wears a weird red jumpsuit and, in the middle of the night, he breaks into your house through your chimney, eats your food, and leaves toys for your children…😭 #HappyHolidays 🎅🏼🤣

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I just got an Instagram ad for boxers with pockets. Oh, #bigdata, how you know me so well 💀😂🤣 #targeting #nopants #zoommeetings #workingfromhome #slothy #workingfrombed #boughtafewpairs

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I’m thinking about starting an #OnlyFans for my feet. $100 per month to subscribe, because I’m upscale and classy #SmallBusiness #getpaid

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@TheLista Lmao nope, that’s just how my mind works 🤣

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Random thought of the day - It would be cool to shave my head and buy a bunch of cool wigs. I’d save money on haircuts, and I could trick the barista into giving me extra punches on my free coffee punchcard since I’d look like different people! 💀 Where do I think up this crap 🤣

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@megsridinclean I stopped using Snap a while ago too. It just isn’t what it used to be 🤷🏼‍♂️

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

domestic assault (yes this is the flight attendent that beat the shit out of her man after catching him in bed with another woman)

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@futureSWDr 😂🤣💀

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I want to be an Instagram model for #COVID__19 masks #dreamjob #goals #instagoals 📸📸

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@futureSWDr Mhmm 😵💀

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I had a nightmare that I was invited to a COVID party 💀

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@ZaynaThompson Same

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@LilyPetsDogs I’m living the nightmare 😭🤣😭

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

COMPOSURE IN THE POCKET https://t.co/cHcjsNd1v5

[Reese Waters @reesewaters]

WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!