Patagonia SLUt

on wednesdays we wear patagonia

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Not even remotely ready to go back to SLU in three days #SorryNotSorry

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And Clarkson still sucks.

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Thanksgiving break right before finals is an even bigger tease than some of the freshman girls #Goddamn

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Break starts Friday but the ticker's still open Thursday right? #OneLastDance #Jk #BabyGrindOnMe

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If you didn't vote for Regina George in the election you can't sit with us

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If you knew how many calories were in the "Stress Relief" smoothie at the pub I guarantee your stress levels would go through the roof

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RT if you were faced with the walk of shame this morning #ComeOnSLUts

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feeling more and more hungover as the day goes on

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"troll for a hookup somewhere else because I'm out of your league" @OverheardAtSLU

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but but ... but my tan is fading

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sees cute boy

I wonder where he summers

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three weeks until break, oh you bet the fucking countdown is on

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sunday brunch is the cure #hung

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if you didn't save your best costume for tonight then I feel bad for you... but you still can't sit with us

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hallowbanger round two #herewegosaints

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happy halloween sluts!

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on october 30th SLU's snow virginity was taken #vcardswiped

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patagonia purchases should come with complementary boyfriends #sigh