Patanner92

I'm too old for this shit. He/Him

[Patanner92 @Patanner92]

@electribeme @JPhrygian @keithboykin Sadly, yes. I worked at a university prior and for our commencement weekend our university police locked all non-residential buildings down Friday afternoon. Only select staff had access and needed to call UP first. The ceremony was Sunday.

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@smead4WP @TheVinylSlap @GeordieInSpain @cgallaty @gunsnrosesgirl3 It wasn’t until like the mid-1800s actually.

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@HighmarkHelp Have we thought about potentially removing the requirement until it is fixed?

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@HighmarkHelp if you’re going to require MFA to log in you should probably figure out how to make it function BEFORE locking people out of their accounts.
Tried 9 times on different browsers, devices, networks.

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How weird is it that all the mechanical clocks in my house are synced to the second by pure happenstance?

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Y’all it’s 2024. We can stop using flat head screws on electrical outlet faceplates.

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How I know work is turning me into an alcoholic.

Me: *goes downstairs for laptop to do some work*

Me: *returns upstairs with a glass of whiskey and no laptop*

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@LevynTheVariant I get it, but like, I have photos of me on my profile. You’re already aware if I’m someone you know or not. And if we’ve exchanged a bunch of messages already, it’s very different than a blank profile.

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Claiming to be “on the dl” is fucking wild to me. You’re on Grindr dude. If we meetup I’m probably gonna see your face.

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@jrl13338 @GovKathyHochul @NYSLabor You know, you’re right. We should actually start paying people less. Then the price of everything will go down. Get this man into office!!

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Good morning to those taking a mid afternoon nap 😴 😳

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@elonmusk @WallStreetSilv They aren’t funded by the government though. Only through the licensing fees paid to watch their content. Like paying a subscription to a newspaper.

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Go Bills!
#SuperBowlLVII

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Prayers for Damar Hamlin. 🙏🙏🙏 Absolutely the right call from the @NFL to suspend the game.

[Patanner92 @Patanner92]

Found be a new ornament for the tree
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎

#loveislove #lgbtq #gay @ Jamestown, New York https://t.co/uOc7iFWYe7

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@Anti_Hypocritic @trapperjohn37 @elonmusk Roads *should be* maintained by gas taxes.
I fixed it for you.

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@pulte Could use this to help with some bills!
$PatrickATanner

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@LevynTheVariant Yay for being depressed old queers

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When you watch a cute gay show on Netflix and end up in a weeklong depressed state because it makes you realize you’ve missed out on so much in life.

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@tim3435 Thanks @tim3435. I am definitely slowly getting there.