Patchy 🐊💙

25 yo | 3 cats in a trenchcoat

[Ari the Ari Guy @AriTheAriGuy]

Are we gonna go through an Among Us renaissance this summer if so I am totally on board this is awesome

[Genna Bain ☁️🐰 @GennaBain]

My late husband @Totalbiscuit being mentioned in a monetized lazy listicle video by @WatchMojo called "10 YouTubers Who Made Videos When They Knew They Were Dying" is tasteless enough. Plugging their AI slop music project in it as well? Unforgiveable. You should be ashamed.

[Vancouver VGC 🇨🇦 @VancouverVGC]

Vancouver locals are so talented 🥰

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Imagine someone sending you their flaccid cock and balls using this template

[V̴̧̭̪̞̯̘̹̈́Ḯ̶̻̦̙̘̉̄̄͘K̸͕͓̙̻̯̥̚T̵̳̱̎̇̀̑́O̵͋̿̇̇͂͝R̸̔ @UnwantedMessmer]

it's a kill screen but i'm the one who died
https://t.co/z4qMvKlFfj

[mariana @ubergojo]

thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)

[🪻wysteria #TESTACULT🪻 @WysteriaGrove]

green goblin looks amazing but i worry if i play him my performance will suffer from me imagining him whispering in my ear to do crazy unoptimal shit

[TaeminHippo @thewinterhippo]

Came out to my dad as pansexual in a marks and spencers cafe, he doesn't say anything just leaves the table leaving me stunned and in tears

Reappears 10 minutes later and hands me a frying pan. Turns out hes supportive just couldn't resist the fuxking dad joke

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

They’ve found that sperm whales have such complex language that its structurally comparable to Chinese. They use what are essentially vowels. They have different cultural identity markers for each clan of whales. Thats actually insane.

[Little Bean @LittleBeanardo]

Dafault Astolfo!

[sonya 🐝 🇺🇦 @soufflewaffle]

does anyone remember when antony shared this rainbow selfie a few years ago and incels got butthurt in replies, so he reposted a gaylander edit to piss them off even more

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He should be immediately expelled from congress

[NO FEAR NO PAIN @AkzaoL]

"THERES A BARROTH ON THE TUNDRA!"
"You silly, its Barioth"
"NO, THERES A BARROTH ON THE TUNDRA"
"OH SHIT"

[GoldenTatsu 🐉⚡️➡️ AX/OFFKAI @GoldenTatsu]

You WILL like femboys... 🌀

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

>Retweeted it because I was happy
>Didn’t notice HE was there

Fml

[THE MORTAL THOR LAWYER @ThorLawyer]

a reminder that thor is a LGBTQIA+ accomplice.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Btw as climate change continues, the species of bugs you hate like ticks/mosquitoes will increase/spread whilst beneficial insects like pollinators will continue to disappear…

[Mr Knight @MrMoonKnightXD]

Adoro como cada 1 de Junio se comienza a celebrar el mes LGBT con este meme, parece ley de vida ya xd

[•—JEM—• ( 勹ヨ冊工几工 ) @JEMiniidk]

"THERES A BARIOTH IN THE DESERT!"
"You fool! You meant 𝘉𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘖𝘛𝘏."
"NO, THERES A 𝘉𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘖𝘛𝘏 IN THE DESERT."
"OH SHIT!"