Patches the Melon

Patches is the pet sentient cantaloupe of Sally & Rowan Hawthorne. Is not for eating! Is for petting and feeding small pests to. Housebroken. BEWARE: I bite.

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I just voted for Suspension of Disbelief: A Fantasy-Comedy Digital Series http://t.co/4khipVusbk on @Awardeocompany

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Mrrrrr! >“@bigheadzach: Lotsa great performances this weekend #SuspensionOfDisbelief. Esp proud of @PatchestheMelon https://t.co/imUf0Nz6Qn”

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🍉🌟 mrrrr! “@pandamonium86: Today is one of the days I'm extra thankful to live in the South. Hello 80 degrees and sunny 😎”

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💚❤️💚! “@urmjade: been with this melon 🍉 head for 2 whole yrs, best 2 yrs of ma life 💖 who says long distance relationships can't work?

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mmrrp! 🍉💭 “@pizzapopniall: unless it has to do with melon im just going to keep my mouth shut as long as i can”

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mmrrrrr! 💚❤️💚 “@Concordia_MN: "Love Your Melon" foundation chose @ConcordiaLYM as a winner in the Campus Ambassador Crew Challenge: #cordmn”

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“@KenyaMoore: Melon balls for breakfast! https://t.co/Y1BLbeFmwf” O_O mmm???

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“@pandamonium86: Hanging out with @PatchesTheMelon today!” >> whhhrrrr!

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“@adenab: @PatchesTheMelon We only got you because you match the dishes.” >> ❤️💜💛💙 mrrrrmrr

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Mrrrr?! “@steveagee: the "bee girl" from that Blind Melon video is 78 years old now :(”

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Mrrrrr! “@kaayyann23: Melon never tasted so good in my life”

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@adenab Rrrrssskrrr.

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“@Fleece_Inn: Fresh Melon & Serrano Ham from our Market Fresh menu.

http://t.co/U1WAwMw8mk” / Mrrmmm

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“@Fact: No lemon, no melon. backwards is "No lemon, no melon".” / Mrrr!

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@pandamonium86 Wrrrr?

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“@KatieeMclaren: Why does my melon taste like nail varnish remover” / Mrrrr?

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@zabralee Yrrr.

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@pandamonium86 Mrrrr.

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@amytallmadge Mrrrr.