Ulysses Serpentine Grant

[Sooh | @AbisoyeOfLagos]

Only Norm Macdonald could lie about a medical emergency for two minutes straight just to hit Conan with the most absurd punchline ever 😭

We will never get late-night comedy like this again.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

talking heads fans when a talking heads song comes on

[Late Night Grin @LateNightGrin]

After collecting your ballots, our very unofficial list of WCW’s 15 Greatest Matches:

15. Cactus Jack vs. Sting (6/20/92)
14. DDP vs. Goldberg (10/25/98)
13. Psychosis vs. Rey Misterio Jr (7/7/96)
12. Ric Flair vs. Ricky Steamboat (5/7/89)
11. Ric Flair vs. Vader (12/27/93)

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underserved Villain Rap:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004
- Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

List of Evil carried out by Christians/The church;

1. The Ku Klux Klan (a white supremacist organization that identified as Protestant Christian and used Christian symbolism)
2. The Spanish Inquisition
3. The European Witch Hunts
4. The Doctrine of Discovery
5. The Forced Conversion of Indigenous Peoples
6. The Transatlantic Slave Trade (biblically justified by many churches)
7.Chattel Slavery in the Americas (defended by Christian theologians)
8. Residential Schools for Indigenous children
9.Colonial Conquest framed as Christian “civilizing missions”
10.Anti-Jewish Pogroms in Medieval Europe
11.The Persecution and execution of “Heretics” (e.g., Cathars)
12.The Thirty Years’ War
13.Apartheid theology supported by the Dutch Reformed Church
14.Jim Crow segregation defended by Southern churches
15.Opposition to interracial marriage based on biblical claims
16.Criminalization and persecution of LGBTQ people using Christian doctrine
17.Suppression of women’s rights through church law and theology
18.Religious wars between Catholics and Protestants
19.Forced baptisms and expulsions of Jews and Muslims in Spain
20.The destruction of Indigenous spiritual systems under missionary expansion
21.The Crusades
22.European Christian involvement in initiating and expanding the Transatlantic Slave Trade
23.The Salem Witch Trials conducted in Puritan Christian colonial society

[Covie @covie_93]

Can't believe the US is about to go to war with Iran because y'all didn't want six transgender athletes to play sports.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Tennessee Rep. Justin Jones absolutely mocks Republicans for their Super Bowl halftime show.

“I know some folks are going to be a little bit triggered by an artist named Bad Bunny. Before you rage tweet, Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico which is part of America. Kid Rock has lyrics about liking underage girls, which is called pedophilia.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

[Covie @covie_93]

So I watched the Melania movie and I cried.

It was a story about how her life got flipped, turned upside down. In West Philadelphia where she was born and raised. On the playground was where she spent most of her days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. And shootin' some b-ball outside the school.....

Won't give away the entire plot but it was good.

[Bradley Brownell @PluginHyBrad]

THE “KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE” GUYS ARE REAL FUCKING QUIET RIGHT NOW

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

People not in the Epstein files:

- drag queens
- transgender athletes
- librarians
- Black journalists
- “radical leftist scum”
- hungry family needing SNAP benefits
- workers on strike
- the cast of Sesame Street

[jenny whenly @firmcans]

Yall wore a maxi pad on your ears for a guy who raped kids lol pls burn it all down

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Therapy is expensive. Catherine O’Hara saying “baby” on Schitt’s Creek is free.

Rest in Peace 💔

[TCM @tcm]

We say goodbye to formidable comedic legend Catherine O'Hara.

A genius of improv and physical comedy, her bold choices made us laugh until we cried in a career that spanned over five decades.

Our thoughts are with her family and friends.

[Covie @covie_93]

Shoutout to all the Christians who spent yesterday defending murder and is going to church today.

You're the real hypocrites.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

All of these "right to carry" dipshits who have been screaming about tyranny for 100 years are suddenly weak scared little bootlicking fucks when confronted with actual tyranny.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Some great alternative posters for JAWS. Credits unknown.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Things that Republicans no longer believe in.

1. Limited government
2. Citizen rights to protect themselves from a tyrannical government
3. States’ rights
4. Free market capitalism
5. Independent banking system
6. Reducing the federal debt and deficit
7. Freedom of religion
8. The 19th amendment
9. No new wars
10. American soft power
11. Respect for the Judiciary
12. NATO

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.