Mushroom Malcolm 🍄

Anthropology, Writer, $wolfmatter

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

If you're upset about Charlie Kirk memes today just remember he hated empathy and this is exactly what he would have wanted.

[Mushroom Malcolm 🍄 @Patchesthecatt]

@DODGERF4N @ByBlakeWilliams Snowflake

[Mushroom Malcolm 🍄 @Patchesthecatt]

@SuMMeRFLi @ByBlakeWilliams Well yes

[James @ItsLazBoi]

At what point is it okay to say someone doesn’t deserve to live?

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

This is crazy, they are forcing gamers to learn how to have a relationship, this just might be the greatest trojan horse of all time.

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[Mushroom Malcolm 🍄 @Patchesthecatt]

@stllilbeast @stephinfectpod @netflix @StephTolev No

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Jonah hill thinks being fat made him typecast as a loser, nah them directors saw ya soul

[abdominal breathing @m0mimpregnant]

Jonah Hill no one hates you because you used to be fat, they hate you because you’re an insecure asshole crybaby bitch loser.

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

Jonah Hill? The fat guy from Moneyball?

[Mushroom Malcolm 🍄 @Patchesthecatt]

@Braden_Bellow @theewinterwitch Perfectly fine response to 6 months of marketing and a new trailer

[the giant @chaser_bait]

it took decades for 9/11 to become a joke instead of a rallying cry for fascism, it’s cool that charlie kirk was done in like a week

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

zionists love to be like "i saw a guy who was an antizionist and i geared up for a violent attack. didn't end up happening, but i did imagine it"

[Mushroom Malcolm 🍄 @Patchesthecatt]

@whensthelast @leahetc_ You’ll live

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas