Patrick Griffiths

I am the Messiah Swan

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

Why did I always match with people that look like pork scratchings? #tinder #actuallydontanswerthat

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@AlexanderMytton managed to make it to harper though. #knowshowtodoit #easyyyyyy

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Earth quake today at half two! #spraying

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Shot my first red deer stag. #NZdeer

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Waiting for $200 then getting the fuck out of waimate!

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@PhotoCringes done it man.

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@PhotoCringes @joecrompton1

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@Lamando sik m8

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@lizzgriffiths yeah it has.

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@TheNamesNiall oggy

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Hey nice wrist tattoo. Nattttttt

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Rita and snoop's new song is so shit it angers me. #theonethatshouldnthavehappened

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

Warm cave or Cold wave?

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

The generation that invented the internet, smart phones and computers all played outside.

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

Then shot a rabbit in the face.

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

Killed a stoat with a machete today.

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

@joshuarobyn Watch out for the Sasquatch! #hesgonnagetyou

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

A possum ran up the tree so I shot it in the face.

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

What we need is a new celebrity chef

[Patrick Griffiths @Patchonachair]

I'm going to New Zealand today.