PateCowboy

I’ve got a jar of dirt

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

Rudy looks like a Giant sitting with mini people. Must be the Timbs. @anus @kbnoswag @nickturani
@Katiemoneygrabz @RUDOLPHJUNDA

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@PardonMyTake Max needs to bring one random guy on his bachelor trip. And I think it should be me.

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@PFTCommenter It’s that turf. The players need real grass

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@TomScibelli Y’all should do a Barstool Traitors game. That would get numbers.

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@espn yalls app is trash. Just so mediocre it’s unreal. Be better

[Trey Palmer @treythekiid3]

IM PISSED OFF!!🌹

[John @TheAverageJohn5]

It’s a great day to clinch the NFC South

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@chris23topher Oh no. You tried

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@RangersInsiders Keep crying

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@BarstoolBigCat Max slowly turning into Frank

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

It’s really hard to watch Brian Harman set up and hit a golf ball.

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@PardonMyTake What about “The Play” CAL vs Stanford with the band on the field?

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

So you can force people off the base tag them and call them out now? What is this? @NCAABaseball

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@PardonMyMeme @BarstoolBigCat Looks like the Greek god of furniture

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat for Mount Rushmore punishment y’all should add on that the loser has to run/walk at least 5 miles inside the room.

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@timthetatman How you gonna be a cowboys fan and not go for TCU?

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@AllVolReport Hahahahaha hold my balls

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

When @ameelierose went to the doctor for a runny nose…..

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Sore throat today. It's a bad one too. Think it's safe to say this is probably my last day on earth.

[PateCowboy @PateCowboy]

@espn make a better app.

[Dusty Baker @DustyBakerTV]

The refs in this OU TCU game are absolutely terrible