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04/24/2001

[will @PatentedNut28]

If you don’t wake up literally every single day with this mindset you’re not doing it right

[will @PatentedNut28]

This ruins the film for me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘LA LA LAND’ poster has been officially updated to fix Ryan Gosling's hand.

This new version will be the film’s official poster going forward.

[will @PatentedNut28]

@Sidera__ Gosh man Riven is so cool

[will @PatentedNut28]

This happened to my buddy James one time

[‎ً @CookedByScott]

Life’s most humbling experience is shitting yourself as a grown man.

[will @PatentedNut28]

@meltingmugi I thoroughly enjoyed Invisible Victory, first time I felt like the tone matched the stakes

[will @PatentedNut28]

You know the drill

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[TronVin @_TronVin_]

The human brain isn't designed to take in as much stimuli and produce as many calculations as Armored Core 6 does.

[will @PatentedNut28]

For you dawg it’s lit

[clayre @BronyJugend]

there were a few black ppl having a shootout but i wus in mi room age regressing with mi toy mi rapist gave me bc scaredddd ^-^

(tw// sound up for gunshots)

[will @PatentedNut28]

Taught my Jamaican employees the word “wigger” they love it

[will @PatentedNut28]

I keep seeing this pop up and I have to watch it to completion every time this is awesome

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Does anyone remember the Peter Pan movie where Hugh Jackman as Not-Captain Hook and his goons sang Smells Like Teen Spirit for some reason

[will @PatentedNut28]

@Kairito10 @StrykerGGGJ

[will @PatentedNut28]

Much better than the last one

[Halo @Halo]

Halo: Campaign Evolved drops this month 🔥

Learn what to expect from launch in our latest Q&A:
✅ Physical discs
✅ Machinima mode
✅ Handheld optimized
✅ Classic physics

📬 https://t.co/UZaZl0DdWL

[will @PatentedNut28]

Got First Edition Prime Starscream today he’s pretty cool

[will @PatentedNut28]

That’s a bond Donald Trump is confirmed Warlcok

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Eyes Up, Guardians 🇺🇸

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Ultimates was really “what if we got a redditor to write a comic for us”

[will @PatentedNut28]

@LaperLarden It’s okay, when Halo Studios rebrands in a few years and does a remaster of Campaign evolved we’ll be able to use it

[will @PatentedNut28]

This is genuinely atrocious

[Halo @Halo]

You've got questions, we've got answers!

Read our Q&A to learn more about Halo: Campaign Evolved.

📬 https://t.co/HDargNCXlh

[will @PatentedNut28]

40K Armageddon box

[will @PatentedNut28]

This is why even though @kryukyuko and @Gorill_AZ are crazy good at smash I can still beat them

[Shisui @Shisui_1431]

Smurfing is actually harder than I thought bro how do you outsmart people that don’t think

[will @PatentedNut28]

I legitimately believe this

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

Calling yourself a fan of games without playing them is dumb, but hating a game without playing it is my god given right you can't take away