Johnny Paterson✌🏼

A generation lost in space

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

@hashjenni Just move tae scotland we get 11 months of this a year

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Petition to make the scots celebrate st andrews day the same way the irish celebrate st patricks day, this place is fuckin bouncing

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

What are the fuckin chances

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel

The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Dominos and subway all day

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

You can only save two and the rest are gone forever…🍽️

I’m choosing Nandos and KFC, what are you going for?👇🍗

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

You can only save two and the rest are gone forever…🍽️

I’m choosing Nandos and KFC, what are you going for?👇🍗

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Silly bastard

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A #StrangerThings fan had her life turned upside down after being catfished by a scammer claiming to be Dacre Montgomery, who plays Billy in the series.

The single mother says she left her husband for the scammer after meeting on an online forum, and even sent them nearly $10K.

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Einstein’s went down hill

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Best joke gets its

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Free trnsmt ticket for anycunt that wants it

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Saturday sunday trnsmt ticket for sale @TRNSMTfest will sell cheap

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Better than the normal star treatment

[The Information Action Ratio @RatioMonkeys]

Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours x Star Treatment (Glastonbury Festival, 2023)

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

All the toilet roll

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

go for it

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Thought that was ailsa craig at the start for a second

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Boat full of jellyfish

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Sounds good

[The Information Action Ratio @RatioMonkeys]

Arctic Monkeys - Hillsborough Park, Sheffield 09.06.2023

1. A CERTAIN ROMANCE

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Looks like utter shite

[Universal Pictures UK @universaluk]

ASTEROID CITY
A film by Wes Anderson
Only in cinemas June 23.

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Shared maidens

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman allegedly drugged a Miami man she had just met and stole more than $600,000 in jewelry off of him, including two Rolex watches. The police are asking for the publics help in identifying her.

[Johnny Paterson✌🏼 @PatersonJohnny]

Two pairs of scissors