STROKE di umur 29 tahun.
Gak minum alkohol.
Gak merokok.
Gym 3 kali seminggu.
Tapi SATU kebiasaan diam-diam yang tiap hari lagi ngerusak otak sama jantungnya.
🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:
“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”
🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”
🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”
🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”
🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”
🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”
🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”
🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”
🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”
🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”
🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”
🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”
🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”
🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”
🗣️ “Records everywhere.”
🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”
🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”
🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”
🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”
🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”
🗣️ “Messi became football.”
🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”
🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”
🗣️ “The goals.”
🗣️ “The assists.”
🗣️ “The dribbling.”
🗣️ “The vision.”
🗣️ “The intelligence.”
🗣️ “The World Cup.”
🗣️ “Everything.”
🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”
🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”
🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”
🗣️ “Both are killers.”
🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”
🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”
🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”
🗣️ “There is a difference.”
🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”
🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”
🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”
🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”
🗣️ “A football icon.”
🗣️ “A player who changed history.”
🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”
🗣️ “One player for one match.”
🗣️ “One player for my life.”
🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”
🗣️ “I choose Messi.”
🗣️ “Every time.”
🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”
🗣️ “Records can be broken.”
🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”
🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”
🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”
🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”
🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”
🐐🇦🇷⚽
🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”
🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”
Gw pas baru fresh graduated ketrima di bank beyuemen senengnya bukan main. Udah membayangkan kerja dandan cantik, ketemu orang-orang pinter disana, ternyata aslinya gak sesuai bayangan. Selingkuh udah jadi hal biasa. Nih gw share semuanya.
Senior gw dulu rutin transfer ke staff KCP lain, gw pikir beli jualannya karena setau gw dia jualan onlen ternyata emang ani-aninya.
Salah satu staff kepala ketauan chat mesra sama nasabah "mas, enak banget kemarin. Nanti lagi ya". 🤮
Ada 2 karyawan yg ketauan ngewe di kolam renang kantor pusat pelatihan malem-malem terus kegep satpam. Yg ini tolol bgt emang.
Salah satu marketing jadi acab hunter 🤮🤮. Tiap ada acab yg tugas jaga dideketin walau udah berkeluarga sekalipun. Bahkan dia ngaku pernah 3some juga. Beberapa kali dilabrak bini acab yg beda2.
Temen sekantor gw dengan bangga ngaku jadi selingkuhan acab. Goblok!
Temen kantor gw yg lain dijadiin selingkuhan sama salah satu manajer. Dia udah kecintaan bgt terus ketauan HRD ditegur keduanya. Si manajer gak mau ngaku, temen gw patah hati. Tolol!
2 staff cewek berantem rebutin 1 staff cowok. Ketiganya udah berkeluarga.
Salah satu teller kena razia pas lagi BJ manajer op. Mereka begituan dimobil, di tempat gelap. Polisi curiga terus ditangkep tapi bebas karena yah tau sendiri lah.
Marketing cowok cabang lain ketauan ngewe sama nasabah, digrebek warga. Ngewenya di rumah nasabah siang2.
Apa lagi ya? Masih banyak sebenarnya tapi gw lupa-lupa ingat.
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