Pathetic Triathletes

Official account for the Pathetic Triathletes Group
We swim-bike-run all over the world, but the one thing we all have in common is a sense of humor!

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Don't u hate when you're in the middle of an interval on the trainer, and you finish the new season of daredevil? Sigh.. #triathleteproblems

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@CarrieStevens25 been there. Had to explain to friends that I mostly watch TV in the winter when im on the trainer. No time in the summer!

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Hi, I just designed my unique, personalized Suunto custom watch on https://t.co/zFqt1Th0kR. Check it out! https://t.co/56tDl8Qg26 #suunto

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Apparently when you have all-male admins, you end up with a tri kit that has a white chest. Thanks for the suggestions, enjoy the PTG kits!

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What hurts more... Stubbing your toe into a chair leg, or jabbing your finger on the pool lane divider? I'll tell you... They both suck

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Phew! Handing out free stuff is hard work Congrats to the winners of the latest 920xt giveaway. Join the fb group to get in on the next one!

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@Darla_Mercado if only we could work in the triathlon industry....

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We hit 10k members and are giving away a Garmin 920XT. Join PTG on Facebook and like this link to enter the drawing! https://t.co/WYxmTwMdZE

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#pathetic is managing to crash while on a trainer. Always tighten the quick release people #cycling #fail

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First tweet..first tweet, so much pressure. Ok...uhhh [swim joke], [transition joke], [bike/run joke]. Howd I do? #Pathetic