"Wo ai ni.."
"You never dapao nasi lemak for me. And some more you always go mamak until late with your friends. I text you never reply. Ni pu ai wo."
"Sorry lah, babyyy. Lai we go eat ayam gepuk..."
The nice Chinese vendor speaks to me in mandarin. I shake my head sheepishly. He asks me again in Cantonese. I shake my head sheepishly. I respond in English. Pathetic. He looks so disappointed. I am a failure to my bloodline