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@dog_rates 🐶 chubbers is the dog emoji

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The comments 🤣

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@WholesomeMeme Peanut butter

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Jerry Seinfeld just captured the paradox of artificial intelligence in a single, perfectly timed observation.

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@murder_turd @feraljokes I bless you, go forth you beloved curse

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@WholesomeMeme Cheesecake

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@WholesomeMeme 8, 8, 8

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@cloudflyer45 @esjesjesj Describing an unresolved far-reaching boatload of information about the dealings of child sex crimes as "tired" is a bit scummy, don'tcha think? We can call it "tired" when everyone in them has been fully held accountable and properly investigated.

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@pigglywiggly137 @esjesjesj Baby's first introduction to sarcasm

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@AngroroSenpai @dog_rates Ah, yes. Spread out on a dining surface.

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@dog_rates we have six of these rocks. none of them move before noon

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@Thebarwhereelse @dog_rates You can see nirvana in her face

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@PostsOfCats Gargoyle

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@sathyashrii Let us not forget the very real possibility that the kid couldve been the one to suggest that their dog may be getting burnt feet. I remember thinking something similar in below freezing temps for small dogs.

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@Barrberic @OKWildlifeDept Haiku

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@ShouldHaveCat What is this wholesome Gaston AU?

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Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod just did a Donald Trump impression so accurate it feels like evidence.

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This feels like something Duolingo would do

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@blametrudeau @VicVijayakumar But i do all 3, wastewater research development, global happenings, and humans who exist around me

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#NBA finally, a summary that encapsulates how sports sound to me in general, without any context