Patrick Hamblett

You won't make cents if you don't make sense

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

THIS JUST IN: In lieu of serving jail time, Scotty has been sentenced to watching Harmon waggle the club 5000 times before each shot.

[Golfus Aurelius @GolfusAurelius]

5 surefire steps to improving your golf game:

1) put Zyn pouches in your mouth (tasty)
2) get your uncles to caddy for you
3) cheat
4) hack competitors rangefinders (more on this later)
5) 10x the size of the golf hole (via digging, etc.)

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

Tiger Woods turns 47 today.

To celebrate, here's a thread of some of his most ridiculous on-course statistics.

[Eldrickington woodsathan @EldrickingtonW]

Is Jack Johnson a top-10 all time Sex-haver?

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

When asked what he was feeling when he tapped in, Hideki said he was just happy for his caddie because that's his first win on the bag.

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

The bow to the course. Awesome.

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@MountainDew 95 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@MountainDew 169 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@MountainDew 116 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Bar South ⚡️ @barsouth_Athens]

okay

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@GoinRoundtheBen Oh waaah! Traveling back from ALASKA must be hard! Eat rocks.

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@Teejuh7 Dude if that's not a retweet idk what is! Amirite?!

[Tyler Jennings🦈 @Teejuh7]

Mood

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@emmakaymark Roman, cuz he's dumb I guess.

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@xsqoof @mreethof

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@xsqoof @Matt_Rose05

[Patrick Hamblett @PatosaurusRex]

@cadewtf I'd eat there if you were the head chef, nah'm sayin?

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

315 to end of fairway so our fearless hero hit it 314, 2 feet, & 11 inches.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mini Mike is a short ball (very) hitter. Tiny club head speed. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!