Patrick Mahoney

[Patrick Mahoney @Patrick31457849]

@TrumpsHurricane You have been a leech on the American economy for far to long. Fish or cut bait.

[Patrick Mahoney @Patrick31457849]

@ToastyMosty6969 Looks like a horse going for an apple.

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@trumplicans2024 George Carlin. "Do you ever dig down 3 or 4 slices to get to the really good bread? Let the family eat the old stuff."

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@femalebodybuil6 Picante

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@TaraBull If only!

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@lippyent 20

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@lippyent Southern Comfort

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@MAGAMichelleS69 Fresh Fish!

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@JustineBateman And yet you stay.

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@EmilySm43 Asparagus

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@Eman5695 Keep her away from the knife drawer.

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@mask_bastard Chucky cheese

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@RicciGeri Maybe we are deporting the wrong people.

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@JebraFaushay But not Jebra.

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This morning. Beat it.

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@LangmanVince Is another one in the oven?

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@Notwokenow Mortician?

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@JebraFaushay @TaraBull Would you say you have a short fuse?

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

@TaraBull I refuse to give attention to anyone who is called McJuggerNuggets.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

The year is 1984.

You’re at McDonalds, there is a mural of the Hamburgler and Grimace on the wall. It scares you. You order an apple pie and it scorches the roof of your mouth and burns the enamel off your teeth.

Your mother smokes a cigarette and you eyeball the small gold ashtray, excited to present her with the ashtray you made in art class.

Life is good. But the roof of your mouth will never be the same.