Patrick Tree Stump

💕 DM me if you ever need anything

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

#thecliqueisgoingtojailparty and now #panicfansaregoingtojailparty
I feel like I'm leading a criminal life...

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 3 years (since 27 Mar 2016).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/SVsayCSIND

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

@falloutboy @petewentz thank you for never failing to take one of my bad days and make it better.

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

@billieeilish @Ticketmaster oh my god i'm screaming- thank you so much for the free albums!!! can't wait to get em in the mail and can't wait to see you in chicago!!!

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

whoever designs @brendonurie suits definitely deserves a pat on the back

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

✌️✌️✌️ see you tonight on @nbcthevoice #VoiceFinale

📸-Greg Gayne

[tay reynolds @crow_folio]

Medium-Rare Vines That I Drew On Post-Its ✍️ An #Inktober Thread.
#Inktober2018

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

@AltPress

[Katrina Waters ✨ @MsKatrinaWaters]

A modern day Catholic Church:
Priest: it be like that
Congregation: like that it be

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

wait is that why that one duck wanted grapes from the lemonade stand

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

"They didn't care about [Hillary Clinton's] emails. And you know how you know? Because if they did, they'd be up in arms right now as the Chinese are listening to the president's iPhone that he leaves in his golf cart. It turns out, I guess it wasn't that important," Obama says.

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

I find it so funny when the kids get out from vaping in the bathroom and the teacher walks in and when they get back they say the new strawberry air freshener is a great addition to the second floor

[☣︎ @geminoiir]

honestly? I give consent for Goth kids to pose on my grave.

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

@Lin_Manuel @LauraBenanti @MyFairLadyBway @VAMNit Lin, how did you get your smile to radiate actual literal pure sunshine?

[Patrick Tree Stump @Patrick3Stump]

lmao tmw you watching black panther with your boo and she ask if Wakanda is a real country Iike

[kait 🌈 @sadkxit]

Women grow hair all over their body like on their boobs and stomachs and their face and really anywhere else it decides to grow and it’s perfectly normal. What’s not normal is men who’ve never even touched a razor shaming women for not looking like a hairless baby

[actually correct tøp @pilotsincorrect]

tyler to brendon: josh told me if i can't say anything nice, i shouldn't say anything at all.

tyler: but josh isn't here and you suck and he likes me better.

[Pabel @PabelGarcia325]

I'm bouta start reading more books then. She's gorgeous