Patrick McBride

34 | He/Him | Maybe this is my main and the other account is the one that’s not the real me.

[Patrick McBride @Patrick49537058]

@AlexxxCoal I found you too late for streaming but I would love to see one if you came back to it!

[Patrick McBride @Patrick49537058]

@ChristineCocot Damn. I wonder if that guy still thinks back and remembers what life was like in heaven!

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@haloxoseductive Already have mine scheduled (maybe you even made it already) and I am so excited! Thank you so much in advance!

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@TeenyGinger18 OH WOW! I was afraid you’d left us for good. Ordered a custom this morning before the window of opportunity closes. Thank you thank you!!

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@AlexxxCoal I learned about this about 10 years ago and ever since then I only eat the ones frosted in sugar as a protest!

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@TaliaGraceSable @ChelseaHarperx It definitely was for me. You posted that teaser and I RAN to your page to see what was there haha.

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@TaliaGraceSable So now that you’re no longer looking for a partner… can we have the answer to the circle and dot puzzle please? 🤣 I stared at it for ~15 minutes trying to discern a pattern and I couldn’t figure one out. I’m guessing it represents a mathematical principle I’m unaware of.

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@AlexxxCoal Thank you for sharing this story. The YT vid you made years ago about it was actually the first thing I saw of yours before I ever knew you made adult content. My dad’s thorns were much different but I still appreciated feeling less alone. THANK YOU!!

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@theotherraven13 That depends… if I say I do mind will you take them off and leave them on the floor? Because if yes… then I mind *terribly*! 😉

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@Northernleap @ChristineCocot It came out pretty good didn’t it?

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@smutty_fantasy Also have been unfollowing accounts and deleting bought content from people that post pro-Trump, pro-far right, and pro-Nazi bs. Seriously, thank you for being awesome.

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@smutty_fantasy Hell yeah! I’m used to paying you to say sexy things. I appreciate the freebie!

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@theNatalieByrne Maybe a caveat… if you become aware of a leak of PII shouldn’t you tell the provider? I once paid a deposit with Cashapp and then texted “Paid, but I think your display name in CA is giving away personal information.” I would have felt wrong not saying anything.

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@jocelynsdungeon 3 is fucking hot as a fantasy but 1 wins for being the real you.

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@neolithicobject @laststop08 Don’t think it’s AI either. I’m pretty sure it’s just a straight up separate human being: https://t.co/zy0RVbQtw3

[Patrick McBride @Patrick49537058]

@smutty_fantasy Sounds like a good weekend!!

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@RandomKat888 Looking good as always!

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@ChristineCocot @seconds_0 I’d love to see your artwork sometime!

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@RandomKat888 Hot damn

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@smutty_fantasy Wait a sec, what happened to 2021? Did I do math wrong? It’s entirely possible that I did, I’m awful with numbers.