Patrick Roberts

frustrated Buffalo sports fan.... eternally hopeful

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

I’ll take “trades that will get you fired” for $200 Alex

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

I think Taco invented pee bibs on the League

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

You have to block the cutters. It’s a social contract

[Leon Leonwood @mdonsauce]

Just know that I hate you if you stand up right when the plane lands. Should I write idiot in sharpie on your forehead or can you handle that yourself?

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

My Dad has been gone 8 years now. I wish he could fill out our foursome this morning. Miss you Dad

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

I am 31 years older to the day than @Jackeichel15 and I am not fighting him. Not a chance.

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

100% good boy

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

Hey ⁦@barstoolsports⁩ what category do you put people at the beach who feed seagulls in?

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

Things my wife has said to me in the last 30 days:
Did you wash your hands?

Did you use soap?

Did you wash the back of your hands?

FYI I am 54 years old

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@news4buffalo What about a 3rd option? Opening at the right speed? Slowly and quickly are subjective.

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@news4buffalo Be honest. Obama says he will not attend while Trump is president

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

I wanna post a picture of the snow on my deck with caption “global warming “ so my son’s friends can lose it and say “ he doesn’t understand the difference between weather and climate”

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@barstoolsports

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

Tri-gge-red!

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Brady and Gronk

[Western Hockey League @TheWHL]

Congratulations to @BuffaloSabres prospect @Dylan_Cozens of @WHLHurricanes, the Eastern Conference Player of the Year!

#WHLAwards 📰 | https://t.co/0CTS5AT640

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@barstoolsports @PodfathersShow What’s with the pacifier?

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@flemonslemons I must admit I did not hate it when that happened

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

Nostalgic moment tonight. Reminded me of past Xmas and birthdays as I assembled a toy with my ecstatic child watching in anticipation. Oh ya I just assembled my 22 year old son’s new gaming chair.

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

@natskratts Shannon

[Patrick Roberts @Patrick57049632]

Incorrect statement