Patrick Star

May I take your hat sir?

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There is absolutely no way that Scotty still doesn’t know

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You ever just have one of those days? Just a day but only one of them

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Who actually rocks around Christmas trees?

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Words are hard

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The vibes are immaculate

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Jerry is craven

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Who let the monkeys out of the cage

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I live in the past but also in the present #pirates

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@flyers getting our hopes up all year then gonna be a 11 game losing streak to finish the season 🫠

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Why are nickels bigger than dimes when dimes are worth more? #fridayfeels

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He’s just standing there… menacingly

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We’re not burnt but we’re not alright

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The sun is an absolute liability

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@twofriendsmusic HELL YEAH

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Todays the day #bangbangninergang

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@gkittle46 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

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Completely lost yourselves in the moment @Eminem @Lions #bangbangninergang

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Flyers went years with awful goalies and a legitimate goalie curse in Philadelphia with starting 8 goalies in 19, finally get a franchise goalie and he might never play for them again… #thecurseisreal

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Flyers are confirmed a WAGON

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@DrEvilGritty I wonder how the sponsor of the leagues worst Philadelphia Flyers PowerPlay feels like right now

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Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick