Patrick Bitman

Diet Pepsi and extra swizzle sticks

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POV: A woman has set up a gas grill in the middle of the street and is cooking gigantic turkey legs. You politely ask her to move. #politics #blacktwitter #dsa

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@TaraBull excuse me?

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@BLPKosher_ so, what's your position on Israel versus Gaza?

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When is ICE going to pick up Hillary Clinton and ship her off to Uganda. Tired of looking at this decrepit demon's gizzardy leather neck.

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they're really trying to rizz us up with the s-tier anime indian post-rock leather jacket cool guys now 🤣😎 #msnbc #usaid #h1b #pajeet #india

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@CoochieBeating wtf does "serve face" mean

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this is your typical british boomer. so desperately lacking in any courage, that they fully commit to the false virtue of standing up for r*pists and pdfs infesting their country so they can cling on to some shred of self-satisfied smugness. Pathetic. #uk #london #englishlads

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@redsarah99 take the mask off coward. Of course you won't. All the men in your bloodline are dickless freaks.

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@azealiaslacewig I don't know what the opposite of a come up is, but you're on one. Ignorant little mouthy sewer goblin. #crashout

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TFW you look at one tab with media descriptions of people committing crime, and then another tab with CCTV of the actual people committing the crimes. #hypocrisy #Crime #demographics #doubletake

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@jemelehill Pea brain dunce. a mouth sounding out "white girl" looks nothing like a mouth sounding out "wack call". Wow, you have a low IQ.

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@RobbRobbinSent wait, don't you literally have hentai CP on your hard drive right now???

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@fyek1213 What would your daddy think of you being a DL bussy hoe?

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Caitlin Clark trying to comprehend the reasoning of Rhyne Howard going beast mode for no reason whatsoever. #wnba

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tfw you realize your career is over just as constipation sets in. Caitlin Clark really airing them out. #wnba #freakshow

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@Trey_Explainer you look like you'd be happier living in or around montreal. why dont you move there.

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Shithole on Shithole violence.
#ww3 #IndiaPakistanWar #PakistanArmy #usa #nihilsm

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when you can't decide whether you want to be Steve Harvey or Kesha.

#MetGala #MetGala2025 #DripControl #DRIPLORD #style #AudacityOfHope

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Brazil WNBA trying to block Caitlin Clark shots

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Ngl, feels pretty good to be living in the Shilo Hendrix era #shilohendrix #jareer #scumalia #ylyl