I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell move that's sent shockwaves across the U.S, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has formally designated the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)—the nation’s largest Muslim civil rights organization—as a foreign terrorist organization under Texas state law.
☪️ BRITAIN FIRST UNCOVERS A HUGE MOSQUE EXTENSION IN DARTFORD
Britain First leader Paul Golding, who was born and bred in the area, visited the existing mosque to investigate and was shocked by what he found.
If boys could become pregnant, then by now most underage boys in Afghanistan would be pregnant. Bacha bazi is widely practiced openly and even treated as something to be proud of within Taliban ranks, and other Afghan Muslims engage in the same practice as well.
Underage boys and girls are not safe in Islamic society.
This is Islam.
It breaks my heart that this still happens in 2026. Innocent children, some looking younger than 9, tied to posts and beaten. What could these kids have possibly done to deserve this? 😱🥹💔
These weak, muslim men allowing such pure barbarism against little ones… it's just cruel. 🤬
They murdered #Christian father of four in #Pakistan for drinking water.
Siddique Masih reached for a cooler.#Muslim co-worker decided his faith contaminated it & slit his throat. 4 kids left fatherless over a sip of water
This is pure hatred. Don’t let his story die in silence
Pakistan is not only the country with the highest rate of inbreeding on Earth - they're PROUD OF IT.
"We're born to love our cousins".
I don't even know what to say.
Her soul got justice
Sapir Blimes was not only murdered by Hamas terrorist Ibrahim Abu Tazkar but he assaulted her dead body on Oct 7 in Kibbutz Alumim. He cut her private parts.
Ibrahim has changed his identity & became paramedic. But Mossad find him & IDF deleted him.