Patrick Allen

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@wordisbond I work at the beer bottle kicking plant

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@riostoriches 457K YTD / 11mos as of the time that paystub was through = 41K average per month.

Still incredible money.

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

Swear I thought that was Bill Belichick

[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

Epstein seen in newly released files delivering a girl to a fat, old, wealthy man.

Does anyone recognise him?

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@SaundersClark_ @BreidenFehoko Okay, cool.

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@SaundersClark_ @BreidenFehoko They were both OCs at Bama

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

Bedtime

[Honey 🛼 @honeymoon250]

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@WZ24 @hallofgoodpod And they also pay millions for pretty good. That’s a nice bonus. Haha

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@CarlinsAmerica @Top100Rick Compared to getting on a plane and navigating to Bandon it is.

3hrs ain’t nothing in Texas. Haha

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@TeeTimesPub Luke Kwon’s personality sucks

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@leverage_gang What’s the purpose of ridiculing someone’s swing? Envy?

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@dailypigskin @Nelson81_ It was and if AJ keeps going at the pace he was the entire rest of the route he strides right underneath it.

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@DimesRonni65563 @Eman856 @EricLDaugh Buddy… have you ever met a Dem? It’s walking on egg shells to not hurt feelings

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@GalileoEdge @NFL_DovKleiman And he had months to prepare and actually GAINED weight. He don’t want it, he wants cheeseburgers.

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@solitaryintp @KylePorterNS Takes true mental fortitude to work a dead end corporate job 😂

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

“There has been a delay in your shipment.”

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

The North Sea is scary as hell, here's why the North Sea is so dangerous.

A Thread 🧵

1. The last video will really shock you

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@heisthejoker Money can buy a lot but not good taste

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@ChrisLap_18 @freedomandteeps @MiamiGotJokes1 To be fair, taxes at 1400/mo is north of 1M in Texas, too.

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@BobSuraFans @gfienberg17 ok

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

@BobSuraFans @gfienberg17 Well…. That’s fundamentally not true. I imagine LIV would probably want their TV deal, sponsors, players, viewership, merchandise deals, US market, etc…. shall I go on?

[Patrick Allen @PatrickCAllen_]

“Cool beard… now I’ll take an Old Fashioned.”

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

This dude looks like a complete fucking dipshit.

This is the shit men resort to when they have no personality.

BeArDs aNd GuNs DuDe!