Patrick Callaghan

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@1987818Renee @jackunheard No I'm afraid not
I'll keep trying

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@1987818Renee @jackunheard Right my perspective is, I always present a logical alternative view to every X tweet I see.
I sense that you are not mischievous like me.
But If I don't stir the pot and simply fire slogans how will I ever learn anything new?

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@1987818Renee @jackunheard Oh!
So you dont want my body!
(What's left of it!)
Sorry, I am a jester on line.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@BBCScotlandNews The only way we have left to find explanation to government
Fraud
Paedophilia
Grooming
Racketeering
Artificial Intelligence Crimes.
The list goes on.
When I die will anybody be left to be able to logically unravel government corruption for a nation of numpty nodding donkeys.?

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@talkSPORT Is he the footballer with four legs?
I'd expect at least a four legged drive player for £129 million.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@1987818Renee @jackunheard I don't know what a DM is pet.
Got it
A flash of inspiration...direct message...obvious to those with a modern functioning brain.
I'll look but you sound, young, beautiful and my direct opposiite ❤️

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@MENnewsdesk Don't say simple.
Simple does not exist in maths.
The tool to understanding, life and the universe is far from simple.
All we can do is battle on as well as able.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@talkSPORT A little bit of me would see him captured by the IRA, taken to Dublin and executed as an Irish traitor.
Rice is more hated than Oliver Cromwell.
Since his betrayal, rice has been taken off the menu in Dublin's Indian and Chinese takeaways and replaced by chips.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@BBCNews But it was great.
Archie Gemmill
Probably 1978 was the last time we saw a "proper" right winger.
Matthews 1954
Garrincha 1962
Gemmill. 1978
Say no more.
If I have missed one, my apologies

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@UKLife_ @MENnewsdesk No at one time, girls we taught, gentleness, modesty and taking care of the 5 billion babies born in their womb so at least a few survived to be born at 49year of age.
No pornography egg growth stimilation.
Copying brutal male activities killing eggs by million.
Barren by 28yo.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@LBC @lewis_goodall What has Nowak's family got to do with it?
UK legal policy is not altered by whims of relatives.
Truth is we are shit scared of the evil dictator Starmer, importing a foreign army vowing to turn Britain into Judaic-Sharia caliphate. Have we no backbone? Who can we trust?

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@1987818Renee @jackunheard It is the most likely conclusion.
Bravo@

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@SkySportsTennis @SkySportsNews If Katie was not so gorgeous, I might have fallen for Emma.
This old pervert knickers watcher can only have one dream girl.
Sorry Emma but I love Katie.
Grr
Hard Choice.
What is it they actually do besides flashing their knickers on TV for old perverts?
Tennis? What's that?

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@ReutersUK Oh! So what was unfair about it?
Looked like the batsmen could not bat properly to my eyes.
Ok.
I agree the bowlers had a chance to be better than 20 overs cannon fodder and they took it.
If was a joy to see such fine seam bowling for a change.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@talkSPORT Don't bother mate.
It's not the World Cup
Not 1966.
11 stout white born and bred Englishmen playing 11 stout hearted born and bred Germans.
Not even 1978 when 11 born and bred Scots went out on their shields beating Holland 3-2.
It's now a Barnum and Bailey money making circus.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@RaminRnp @LBC @jhansonradio We have the most handsome players and gentlemen every one.
Come on Iran!

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@LBC So he was the one to take on the feared Ben Stokes Gay Gang.
Not normally messed with.

Stokes led from the front at the Bristol Gay v Straights punch up.
What a hero!

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@KemiBadenoch Starmer's Elite Officer Corp .
THE SALFORD HATE POLICE.
Mean, lean and dangerous.
If anyone suggests the blonde leather jacketed thug on the right is my daughter I will categorically (whatever that means) deny it..
She is NOT my daughter.
NOT.

[Patrick Callaghan @PatrickCalvu]

@jsolomonReports There are over 200 million Russians.
A lot of 'em.
Not long before everybody has an involvent with a Russian.

They are very similar to Americans in nature but I found a touch nicer.
I'm biased. Russians laughed at my jokes.
Americans did not.