Patrick Carter

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

I entered @home_hardware’s DIY Experts Sweepstakes for a chance to win a $10,000 #DIY Project. Enter at HHexperts.ca

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

If you don't like dip, beer, trucks, ducks, country music, Phil Robertson or Jesus... there's a good chance we can't be friends

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

I’m on a strict diet. Whiskey and rare steak.

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

Ghost Town by @jakeowen is the best tune going by far #handsdown #obsessed #beautytune

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

It's a solitaire and kindle kind of evening. #nopower #blainieslaughingeyes

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I could sleep for 2 weeks straight and still be tired.

[ꕢ ꕢ ꕢ @24hrBooty]

Female drivers: The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

I look like a character in a horror film after I shave. #movember #goodcause #sensitiveface

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

Who needs a girlfriend to cook for you when you have a slow cooker? #SeriousQuestion #beefroast #delicious

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

@Lrob3307 what kind of greasy Mexican mustache are you growing this year?! #Movember

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

@_misssthang I made the mistake of cooking a 15lb turkey last Sunday for myself...#9daysofturkey #puke

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

Good deed of the day- bought a fella a coffee at Robins and he wins $1000 #lucky #jealous

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Siri is like talking to a 5 year old. Sometimes they impress you with an uncanny ability to process & resolve but mostly they just suck.

[Patrick Carter @PatrickCarter55]

I want to grow a disgusting mustache and not look out of place #hurryupMovember

[ꕢ ꕢ ꕢ @24hrBooty]

My son really doesn't have a choice. He will be an athlete.