Patrick Eccles

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Southampton lose appeal in attempt to overturn expulsion from Championship play-off final for spying on opponents. #SaintsFC spot goes to Middlesbrough; #MFC to face Hull City at Wembley on Saturday. By @Dan_Sheldon_ @mjshrimper @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/iEkGDXbK7U

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

Welcome to Boro, David Strelec 🤝

[Neal Maupay @nealmaupay_]

Surprised Paul Scholes can fit my name in his mouth alongside his daughter’s toes 🦶

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

Taking in the sights 🖼️

[Andrew @andy_cov93]

AND NOT ONE IN BERLIN

[Chris Chats Shirt @ChatShirt]

Roy Keane’s trousers are ridiculous.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

345 days
376 marathons
£380,995 raised for charity
Deserts✅
Rainforest✅
Savannahs✅
Mountains✅
Jungle✅

7 days out from being the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa🫡

[Jöth @notJoth]

Looks like he could take 4 Random Jamaican lads all the way to the Winter Olympics to compete in the Bobsledding him

[Goth Shaggy Rogers @crumlingothic_]

Someone tell Morrissey he can finally go out tonight

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[West Ham Images @HamImages]

Zouma's putting in the graft for the Chelsea game. #COYI

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 🚔

[Lorcán O’Donnell @lorcanodonnell]

Selling 3 seated Arctic monkeys tickets for the riverside face value

Hit me up x

[Bury Football Club @buryfcofficial]

⚪️🔵 THANK YOU

After all the hurt since 2019, we are coming back for the 2023/24 season!

Thank you to all the #Shakers fans who have worked so hard and never given up.

The comeback story of a lifetime starts NOW.

#ShakersTogether #BuryFC

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