Patrick Farley

Whoop de Whoop

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@NornaeRose G set

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

RT for your chance to win a limited edition #404Day shirt to get your weekend started!

Purchase here 👉 https://t.co/dQk9B9fORm

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@alex_F85 Yo Chez heard ur trash on aux Chezzys top 5 bands:
Train
Owl City
The U2 album on ur iphone
Nickelback
Big Time Rush 😘

[ATLiens @ATLiensOfficial]

Giving away a pair of tickets to EDC Orlando!

RT and make sure your following us to enter

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@kyleGodlewski I’ve been retired for a long time now decided to focus more on my standup career

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Ski Ball: The poor man’s bowling alley
Cornhole: The poor man’s Ski Ball
Horse Shoes: The poor mans Cornhole

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Headed to Atlanta 🏇🏽

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@SUEquipment @AtlantaFalcons Thanks Kev! And we could definitely use the dub 😂

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@BleacherReport @thecheckdown Rn

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Bagels are just doughnuts that haven’t fully developed yet

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

So tired of all these millennials always trying to play victim in my lifeguarding class

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Today my dog stole half my sandwich and then passed out in my lap like 20 minutes later...

All I could do what just sit there all hungry and think about how that should’ve been me
#RipPubSub

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Why do vegetarians work so hard to make their food look like meat?

Like why go to the trouble of taking vegetables and squishing it into a burger patty?

Be proud you be proud of your rabbit like habits take pride in your veggies
🌽🍆🍑🍒🥒🥙🍓🥦🥥🥔🥕🍆

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@kyleGodlewski It’s a background noise machine that some people like to keep in their homes to field campaign calls and telemarketers

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Anyone else still have a landline in their house that is literally just universally ignored?

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Just saw my first ever major league soccer game in Atlanta tonight...I was disappointed that we lost but the acting was superb from both teams

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

I just watched an entire 20 minute video on YouTube of a guy dropping a bowling ball onto a trampoline off a building

I regret nothing. It bounced like super high.

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Currently working on my mixtape just in case one of my tweets ever goes viral so I can promote it

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

Most people only know about Julius Caesar but have you forgot about these other greats from history?

John Crouton
Louis Lettuce
Benjamin Blue Cheese
Clarence Carrot
Billy Bacon Bits

[Patrick Farley @PatrickFarley2]

@kyleGodlewski ICE COLD❄️