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[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

@Lane_Kiffin Great tweet, Lane

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

@elonmusk following up on this. Have you given any thought about buying me the boat? Cmonnn

[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

@elonmusk hello Mr. Musk. It is a dream of mine to teach underprivileged children to sail. With the growing civil unrest I fear that my dream may not come true. Would you be interested in sponsoring a Tesla sailboat for my brother and I to educate the future sailors of the world?

[zgo @itszgo]

I hit that Bigfoot pose when I walk past mirrors to remind myself I’m as real as they get 💯🙏🏼

[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

@CryptoGodJohn @MJCarroll24

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Don’t find yourself on the wrong side of history... watch the Bears/Saints game on Nickelodeon

[Natestaps Billzingis @natebills22]

@MLB why the fuck do you keep putting the A’s/Astros in the middle of the day. Put that shit in prime time, no one wants to see the Dodgers bully the Padres.

[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

@mackenziebezos Hey Mackenzie, if you are giving away some money would you mind throwing some my way? I’m trying to buy a @BENETEAU_France sailboat, model 53f5, but I do not have the funds 😔 let me know when you get the chance. Thanks!

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

This video is so damn good. Nearly impossible to watch without smiling #m

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

Didn’t know you could murder somebody on live TV but if you’re Alex Trebek, anything flies https://t.co/TurxXDrXmj

[🄼🄰🅽 🅾🅵 🄼🄰🆈🅷🅴🅼™ @fabiangib]

They’re not f*cking around with the lockdown in India 🇮🇳

[zgo @itszgo]

Me and the boys when quarantine is over

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[zgo @itszgo]

Who’s winning in a fight

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

Eight years ago today

(not a cold take but worthy of celebration)

[Dog @PatrickGarcia89]

😕