Patrick Coffin

Likes: shamelessly promoting myself through social media

Dislikes: people who don't go to

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

You asked for it!
I heard you ask for it!
And now... its here!

ESKIMO JOE! http://t.co/9Cs90WfdOV

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

Ivalou was a total pro today at #kidstowndental

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

https://t.co/ezVZiIs1O7
Never seen a sea monster band playing under water before?! Well, you're about to.

This is a tasty jam from my band Brothers of September.

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

https://t.co/SCaqzprcbJ
Silly video of the pokemon theme song. #PokemonGO #pokemon

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

Oh no! All your eggs cracked; and also have turned into cartoons. I feel for you #PokemonGO https://t.co/fZF7hkEagT

[Rik @bluerobotcactus]

Goin in for some lunch and I find this

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[BLEEPED] Pokemon Theme - Censored for YouTube: https://t.co/3eaJbhKQ2q via @YouTube

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

I'm just wondering why there's a special small towel specifically for hands. Big towels work on hands too, people! #RegularTowels4Life

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@iIllumiinati without defining your terms... maybe you did.

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

Have you ever heard the expression "like riding a bike?"
... welp, I don't think this guy has...

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

Not all couches were created equal.

But some were created a CRAP-TON more unequal.

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Looks like someone's colon had an idea

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Tim In A Bottle" - Jim Croce
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

Battery Acid Cheesecake #RejectedCheesecakeFlavors

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Eye of the Tyler" - Survivor
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Another One Bites the Russ" - Queen
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Call Me, Davie" - Carly Rae Jepsen
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Anthony and Ivory" - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"That's What Bens Are For" - Dionne and Friends
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"You're Still the Juan" - Shania Twain
#MaleNameMusic

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Billy Gene" - Michael Jackson
#MaleNameMusic (hehe, only had to change the spelling of the names)

[Patrick Coffin @PatrickJCoffin]

"Play That Fankie Music" - Wild Cherry
#MaleNameMusic