This thing of not being able to find kelewele anywhere in Accra has gone beyond a minor irritation. I'm now really pissed off about it.
When I was in and out of Accra as a child, there was a kelewele lady on every street corner. Now it's turned into this expensive finger food you have to order at 805 and pay $5 per portion
How on earth is wele being gentrified? Is it everything that will disappear from this city? This shit is like being in Kano and not being able to find Suya anywhere. Ridiculous!😡
Reminds me of how in the aftermath of the Great Financial Crisis of 2008 where the whole world and their dog could see the banks and bankers that destroyed the global economy, the British authorities found a single Ghanaian UBS trader called Kweku Adoboli, hung the entire financial crisis on his neck (accused him of rigging LIBOR singlehandedly), gave him a 7-year prison sentence for doing the same thing that like 1,000 other bankers on Canary Wharf did, and then deported him from the UK after his sentence.
Literally nobody in the entire City of London went to jail for 2008 except one Ghanaian commodity trader😆😆😆
How did Dave Umahi know so much about the conversations the young lady had with her boyfriend?
How did he know she told her boyfriend she was going to take a shower in the morning?
😏😏😏😏😏
From December 1937 to March 1938, the Imperial 🇯🇵Japanese Army perpetrated the Nanjing Massacre, killing more than 100,000 Chinese civilians n raping at least 20,000 women and children
This petty criminal is so desperate, he and his cronies are now editing tweets of @ecfr as they never made that tweet he shared, go search Milan on their page
Secondly, you can see they retweeted @ECFRAfrica
If dem never dey beat people like Lawrence, he no go get sense
And I'm saying your paycheck depends on you parroting exactly what you just did.
If you said absolutely anything other than that, you'd be on the job market by close of business today.
I know Nairobi is tough and NGOs pay USD equivalent so I don't begrudge you dancing for your coins. Do your job, make your money and take care of your family. If you don't, who will?
However it's my job to inform the African public that your job is to run narrative interference on behalf of rich white men who don't want Africa using its own resources.
I don't hate you. I don't even feel strongly enough about you to hate you. My target is the rich white man who is ultimately signing your paycheck. He is my enemy, not you.
Suno has ruined music.
Tell me why I'm at a supermarket vibing to this cool Afrobeat track playing on the sound system until I pay attention to the lyrics and I hear: "Spend 800 Ghana cedis or more🎵Melcom Melcom every deal's a goal🎵"
It's a bloody AI generated song💔🤦🏾
It is you that God in His Infinite Mercies will actually P unish if you are relating this n onsense you posted yesterday to thieves who were caught in the act.
People like you don't deserve anything good.
Mashanfani OLRBK Elesin
Even the untouchable get touched when the season is right.
Every Goliath season fears a David season because of payday.
If this generation don’t judge this generation, a coming generation will. #Karma.
Like I mentioned “If you play your cards well, you can outrun consequences… but only for a while.”
Again, not every debt is collected in cash.
Some people pay with their peace.
Some with their health.
Some with their family.
Some with their legacy.