Patrickjaystar

let not your heart walk away from you, must your mind grow legs and follow it. - Patrick Star's Uncle

[Sara ·⋆✵✦ @cherryskiess]

Amber Heard was arrested for domestic violence when she hit her ex-wife in an airport in front of a police officer and you still think Johnny Depp is the wife-beater??!?

[Morrissey Apologist @rivalmob]

Teens in 2010: I love Tik Tok
Teens in 2020: I love TikTok

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

WiFi: ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ

Me: then act like it...

[dom 🐈‍⬛ @Dom1879]

HOW TF THEY NOT GOT A PICTURE FOR KANYE WEST 😭😭

[halsey @halsey]

And for today’s trick, I’ll be feeling sick because I’m reading too much news so deciding to stay away from news then feeling guilty for being apathetic and anxious about the news that I’m not reading so reading news and getting anxious but feeling better for being informed !

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It's quite incredible that the world's richest & most powerful country can't count election votes faster than this.
And embarrassing, frankly.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Every vote must be counted. No one is going to take our democracy away from us, not now, not ever.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Count every vote.

[halsey @halsey]

I had a really vivid dream I gave birth to a large baby in a bathroom and now my entire day so far has been little moments of panic that I “forgot my baby”. thank you brain. I didn’t have enough anxiety. don’t be shy, add some more!

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

y’all think angels be giving unlimited pussy up in heaven?

[Halloween Countdown @HalloweenCounts]

37 Days Until #Halloween 🎃

[prance @bocxtop]

i got this job two weeks ago and I am going to be fucking fired

[H. @tbh_46]

Why are they called “daddy long legs”? Not just “long legs”? What’s the “daddy” bit about???

[invader zim @f8the]

i be whisperin to my cat like “say sum its ok it’s jus U n me”👁👄👁

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

[rach @rachelbelllll]

was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”