Patrick Keyte

Views my own or of someone wittier than me who I have plagiarised

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In 2018 I had a hair transplant, adding about 1.5 inch to the front of my hairline/temples. I had this topped up in 2019 because the density was poor at the front. I was largely pleased with this until March 2020 when I noticed the density thinning out

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Holiday gyms are… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I see no difference

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Two tragic millennial 🚬s

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@da_angel17 Absolute Wonder Woman definitely has that in the pipeline, it’s the whole story arc it’s moving towards

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@da_angel17 Wholeheartedly agree

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Some absolute cunts on the train tracks have made all my trains delayed or cancelled.
Left with plenty of time to get to a hospital appointment and now paying out my arse racing to Epsom

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Still obsessed with this filter

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@GENERALZOD1886 It’s never made sense to me that bullets and blades can hurt her. I’d change that

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Happy Birthday to meeeee

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@DCUAlert And absolute WW and original clay WW

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@DCUAlert When done properly she is #1.
I like Witchmark WW story, Death Metal WW, strangely I liked New 52 WW but only in her book, not in Justice League

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@Abhay2165 She doesn’t need it

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You’re never too old for your childhood soft toys to stay in bed with you

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Don’t use barbers you’re not used to.
Had the freelance guy in the shop today and he cut ALL my hair off. It’s not a bad cut, it’s just not what I asked for after spending months growing out my hair

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iii girly

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Sending you British transport police

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@Emmanuel5lo7 This doesn’t work

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@THEMYSCIRALORE Witchmark is still one of the best arcs

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@joewiththeflow_ @MrPopOfficial Tags @MuuMuse and @tkylemac

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I wonder if the neighbours take as many selfies in the hallways as I do…