Patrick L. Puckett

Stand Up Comedian, Host Writer, food lover, alcohol enthusiast.cigar burner, dog daddy heart of a world traveler in a couch potato body

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Everyone is fuckable if they're facing the right way

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The MOST annoying thing about her...is how much I miss her...🤦‍♂️ DAMMIT

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May the celebration of International Women's Day inspire local you chicks to step your game up. Maybe next year we'll celebrate you 🤷🏻‍♂️. In the meantime well done you internationals

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It's interesting to me that within a couple weeks of @BishopJakes using 3 men on stage as an illustration during "Prayer Partners 2" a bunch of other pastors have 3 dudes standing around on stage doing the same thing. I didn't used to believe they copied him so blatantly but wow

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I wonder how the people who were shouting "#BelieveWomen" a few years ago liked the #TillMovie

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I met this guy who told me he was in a group of 9 11 deniers. I was all set to argue the events of September 11th. Turns out he and 8 other dudes think 12 comes directly after 10
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I wish whores had black Friday specials

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RIP #killer #jerryleelewis

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Obama's challenge was to prove he had a birth certificate. Biden's challenge is to prove he doesn't have a death certificate

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https://t.co/NqPdtafSr6

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Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Subpoena

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Can the next Vezuz be Andrew Tate vs Milo Yiannopoulos? Call it "Verzuz Presents: DickHead Decathlon"

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@dwannb @teddyraycomedy My condolences bro. 🙏 Teddy was one of kind.

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I've had 3 friends call with exciting news. Yay! I'm so happy and proud of each of you...HOWEVER..another one of yall interrupt my nap...😠

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RIP Jak Knight..😔

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The rockets red glare
Bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That PTSD meds weren't a bad idea
#Headphones #Netflix #Hide
#4thOfJuly #StarSpangledBanner

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I hate it when people post a screen shot of their videos with circles around the views. It's not enough to get thousands of views? Now we gotta view your views? #DaFuqOuttaHere

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Ben Shapiro is the personification of every black comedian's white guy voice impression