Patrick Michaelson

I do sports ball talk.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Calling ballgame on a long one...bring on Friday.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Beat the rain out of Dallas to get back to Houston for Rice U press conference announcing our field naming rights.....I do also know what will not be used today. "If necessary" turned into "might as well have let the Rangers try" #weak

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Tune in now...lots of hard work went into this happening. Fun to be here live with the folks that helped us make it happen.

https://t.co/MvmrzUNAD8

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

If you’re going through something in life, get out of bed at 3:15 AM and roll down a Texas highway in a King Ranch F-250 Power Stroke diesel at 87 miles an hour with a strong ’90s country playlist…

Guaranteed therapy for the soul.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Southbound 45. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

All up in my feels about my Trackman report today. Check those comments from O'Meara. Too late for a career change?

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Is the universe trying to tell me something? Got these dropped in my bag by an insurance agent at the course and just passed the Star. Just keep piling up those fantasy points Javonte.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Got to play a hole with this guy @OmearaGolf this morning...I'll let everyone guess who won.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Familiar places and faces. Good to see my guy @ShawnFehily tonight.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Natchez is a sleepy cool spot

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Most people guessed it right. We’re in Natchez, Mississippi. We first heard about this place from some Germans we met at Bass Pro Shops in Memphis. First impression is really nice, especially with this sunset.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Google is so soft. Drove thru Huntsville, TX & see a sign for a prison tour with an electric chair. I naturally ask a perfectly legit question abt hangings & Google absolutely refuses to stop autocorrecting the "H" word..

Is this not normal on my part?

Michael am I not normal?

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Astros in the playoffs and I’m headed up I-45 to Dallas…Someone had to fall on the sword & play PGA Frisco tomorrow while the rest of the C-suite goes to the game. To top it off I got multiple thanks for my "sacrifice" combo'd with (if necessary) tickets for Thurs. #winning

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Week 3....B- draft equals sole possession of 1st. @YahooSports ....a couple more weeks I might be ready to start talking that ish...

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Damn not Mr. B??? RIP Big Bopper.

[Dirt Sheet Radio @ NYCC @DirtSheetRadio]

Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and caretaker.

A cause of death has not been confirmed.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

@SSN_OleMiss If you mean a 3-5 loss conference schedule with Matt Luke 2.0...then yes. You are doing it right.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

What has gotten into the VMA's? Dolly...Shaboozey....and Vanguard award to Nirvana??? It's like totally watchable this year.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Kasey doing Dolly justice with that one.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

Welp....I can save my "are the Saints...........good?" for another week. 4 turnovers in the 4th qtr ain't it.

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

How did it take an opposing team this long to do this?

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

LSU pulling out the Yell Leaders dance right in front of Texas A&M is diabolical

[Patrick Michaelson @PatrickM390920]

That's wild.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: five of the Top WRs in the NFL were ALL BORN in Louisiana within 120 miles of each other:

1) Ja'Marr Chase: Harvey, Louisiana

2) Justin Jefferson: St Rose, Louisiana

3) CeeDee Lamb: Opelousas, Louisiana

4) DeVonta Smith: Amite, Louisiana

5) Malik Nabers: Lafayette, Louisiana

(Bonus #6 Brian Thomas Jr: Walker, Louisiana)

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