Patrick Mondello

Chicago | Mostly #publiclands and #nba

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@themrglenn @Noratriptyline You expect me to go to Florida for a week and not look down on people… literally and figuratively??

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As co-chair of the “flip flops should be outlawed” committee, South Beach about to be extremely tough on my eyes.

@Noratriptyline how do you cope?

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I don’t wanna use the term “suppressive person” about my fiancé, but… she did try to prevent me from scheduling a Barry’s class before our Miami trip.

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@ WallStreet hit me up for more red-hot stock picks

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Is Netflix washed?

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@condre3k Makes you wonder why more franchises don’t do this?

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@Noratriptyline @emilybcrawford If we can make that “or” into an “and” we got ourselves a deal 🤝😁

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@condre3k Dude… the weather… heh heh get it? 😝😝

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@Mikey_Phillips Completely with you. And winning today would’ve forced the Nets to play the Hawks, a tricky match up for them.

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“Are you in line?” the man asked me

While I was — get this — standing in a line

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Truffle’s a mediocre ingredient used by mediocre restaurants to try to cover up mediocre dishes

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Are Grammy voters the same people who make Old Navy commercials? It’s the only explanation for Silk Sonic winning song and record of the year.

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Found a pre-paid Visa with $10 left in on it what should I spend it on?

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@emilybcrawford More of a @sarcastronomy subtweet as I know for a FACT what her shower situation is

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In awe of people who don’t shower at my bougie gym.

Your shower set up at home cannot be more poppin or more free than it is here.

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5 flights in the next 9 weeks.

The Delta SkyMiles account is about to be #blessed

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@condre3k Yet to find the DRS on my fiancés Camry but once I do it’s over for these heaux

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@condre3k This driver view is perfect for my training

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@condre3k I need a shot of mans in a Clipper jersey 🙏

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So fake sad for Verstappen