Patrick

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Spurs form since Peppa Pig partnership:

✅ WIN: Wolves
✅ WIN: Aston Villa
🤝 DRAW: Leeds (PGMOL error)
❌ LOSS: Chelsea (PGMOL error)
✅ WIN: Everton

[PoPville @PoPville]

Tenleytown, Columbia Heights, Georgetown

[Oasis @oasis]

☘️🇮🇪

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Not a fan of this thing where international sporting events are more and more being seen as like a manifest destiny opportunity for Team USA to assert their culture dominance over foreigners instead of just, like, something fun.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

“If they ask me, I think I could go there and do the job for sure”

“I’m bringing Kranjcar, Crouchy and Defoe, they’re all coming back”

🤣🤣🤣

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

R.I.P. Craig Sager

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Legends

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[HotspurReports. @hotspurreports]

🚨 BREAKING:

Tottenham’s new head coach…🇺🇸

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

World Champions of what?

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

WHAT THE

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it”

Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

[fresh @fauxfresh]

backyard baseball ass fit

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Quentin Tarantino casting himself as Paul Scholes