Patrick Ryan

Actor, Foodie, and Rum Drinker! I love MMA, acting, amazing restaurants, traveling and just going on adventures whenever! Chasing the DREAM of acting!!!

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@RajGiri_303 WWE loves these 40 min - Hour long openers for RAW. Absolutely miserable to sit through constantly. If this is how they use the extra hour, I'd be good with going back to 2 hours.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@JeffreyCanino @Spongey445 If you'd ever sell this, let me know. :)

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@realpapijd @Raiders A mistake? The guy is a millionaire and chose to drive drunk and killed an innocent person! Not to mention his own girlfriend is in critical condition. Would your response be the same had he hit and killed one of your family members? Would it still be a mistake? Food for thought.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@roddywhiteTV But bro.. look at what AB has done! Yes, a game changing elite athlete on the field, but off the field he has caused countless issues that would give most owners/GMs/coaches pause on committing that kind of money to a guy who has a number of issues.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@AustinEkeler Bro.. you tell everyone to draft you in fantasy and now we are told you're hurt and not practicing.. I hope you heal up and are well. Forget fantasy at this point.. about your health.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@KimFoxx I can't imagine someone worse at their job than you. The police officer that was murdered was the result of your ineptness and leniency toward felons, criminals and previous violent offenders. The fact that you're still employed is mind-boggling.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@chicagosmayor You are the most inept and careless person in Chicago. Since your Mayorship, we have had more shootings and murders than ever before. You haven't kept your promise to any of us. Please resign before more lives are lost.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@danawhite I gotta guess you weren't overly impressed with Shields. I feel like most of the WMMA UFC Roster would clobber her. She also won't beat Harrison.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@Casper Any chance I could get a severely discounted Wave Hybrid? I'm a side sleeper and I feel like this mattress might be the best for me, but for a full size, I can't swing $2000. I promise I'll be your best friend! 😘

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@sprintcare @tmobile You guys are simply the WORST! There is no value in being a long time customer. Forcing people to change their plans when they want to upgrage?!?! Nonsense! @ATT @Verizon I'm sure they would be glad to have me and my autopay!

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@Luigi7Mew2 @ShieldVoC @TMobile @Verizon @ATTHelp I highly advise leaving Sprint/Tmobile!

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

Looks like it's time to leave @Tmobile as they want to force me to change my plan in order to upgrade my phone and they have no promos for long standing customers. I'm sure @Verizon or @ATTHelp would be happy to have me. #TmobileIsAwful

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@TMobileHelp I DMed, waiting for a response.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@TMobileHelp Looking to speak with Ashley Nelson...

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@VZWSupport Just 1 line. I'd hope to trade in my Galaxy S7 that has a broken camera lens. Looking for an affordable plan with autopay.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@colehaan Hi. I bought a pair of your shoes yesterday and I'm wearing them at work today and I'm developing really bad blisters on my ankles. Is there a way I can return them? I know the policy about wearing them, but I can't continue to punish my feet.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@Facebook Can someone please explain to me why I'm not allowed to be on Marketplace and why I can't sell? I've violated zero rules. Been waiting a week for a response.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@JonnyBones Listen, I'm not even a fan of yours, but I have to admit you are underpaid for being one the greatest fighters in MMA history, not even just the UFC. I hope you get what you are seeking. Catch me in Candy Corn on Showtime. Be easy, sir.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@bp_America Please check your DMs. Had quite a problem at one of your gas stations just now.

[Patrick Ryan @PatrickRComedy]

@BlanksJamie Valentine, Urban Legend and Storm Warning are movies I love dearly as an actor. I'd be stoked to work with you one day soon! Any way we can chat?