Ash Ketchup

i am the swan queen

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

We can't date if u don't sk8

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Society

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Fell asleep on top of a Gusher, so skinny it didn’t even gush

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

I will always support the wearing of a shirt during sex because it is sexy.

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

Gia is a Dragrace Treasure 😭

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

You better walk that fucking gum girl

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I am crying

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Who’s in charge of marking sure that if I fall off a boat, the video gets on a YouTube fail completion? Is that a me thing?

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

I’m a silly silly goose but also a low key big fucking deal so fuck you dad

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

@TheGideonJacob Babbbbby I want to meet this friend of yours she sounds hot

[Gideon @TheGideonJacob]

MY GIRL MS PATTYO GOT TIPPED BY SHEA COULEE TWICE TONIGHT AND WON BATTLE BABES!!!!

[Gideon @TheGideonJacob]

Damn… these cats all faggots huh?

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

My shoulder angel and devil if they slayed

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

I can only get hard if my partner has a competitive time in Super Mario Odyssey speed runs

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Flirting with Uber drivers until they break hard

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Thinking about getting into bullying.

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Is eating in bed bad like people don’t do it or bad like everyone does it but you tell your mom you would never?

[Charli @charli_xcx]

RIP CRASH

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Didn’t get enough attention being the only male presenting person at a midwest bridal shower so I started carrying a basil plant around

[Gideon @TheGideonJacob]

I stayed home, drank, and had karaoke hour for 3 hours and I only cried ONCE.

[Remi Wolf @remiwolf]

happy Friday 🎠

[Ash Ketchup @PatrickReg]

Modeling in the airport bathroom so I don’t think about the farts echoing from my ass