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Hi, Patrick!

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*butter

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I'm smelling like butt

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I'm a diva.

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@ddlovnoto Now your life is done. I could be a lifemaker... it is cool!

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I don't know what's happening, Twitter!

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Hi Patrick.

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Blueberries, blueb.... PLOFT!!!

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Feeling hungry? Like Patrick says, nothing satisfies like a good story.

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I think my booty smells like ham. And yours?

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REALLY!? YES!! NO!!!!! YES!! NOOO!!! YESS!! Ok, now I'm confused.

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Hello!

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I want a nose... and a whale.

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I'm thinking to have my own show... something like Ocean Star Patrick Flower Pants.

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Wait, I'M PATRICK!

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Hi, Patrick.

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I've never seen a seaunicorn.

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RECTANGLES!!! They are rectangular. COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! Ok, where are my fingers?

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Wake up in the morning feeling like jellyfish hunter.

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@SpongeBob thinks he is the star of the show... I AM THE FUCKING STAR OVER HERE!!!

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@SpongeBob Did you saw my fingers, bro?