Patrick

Oy with the poodles already

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@ScottGustin You should be used to it by now, Scott.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@magiccitymayhem @AliciaStella I have a sudden urge to slice some eggs.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@AliciaStella Hell yeah.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@AliciaStella The one I work at hasn’t gotten them yet I don’t think :(

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight

[Sendmeyourarms @sendmeyourarms]

I would’ve posted this sooner, but I was feeling a little Sheepish. Theorycrafting @playhearthstone newest expansion now! (Yes I amshitty Baaafam). Like and rt and follow to win a bundle code (thank to blizzard!) https://t.co/SRxAOoXfkQ

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@rolopez42 I’ve been going to sleep lately with the Cheers/Frasier channel from Pluto, not a bad way to end the night, especially after that game…

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

This is sad.

[Líder en Deportes @LiderEsDeporte]

Lamentamos el fallecimiento del ex-grandeliga venezolano, Jesús Montero

Se confirmó su deceso hoy domingo 19 de octubre de 2025, tras sufrir un accidente de transito la semana pasada

Montero debutó en la MLB en el año 2011, vistiendo el uniforme de los Yankees y los Marineros

En la LVBP formó parte de los Cardenales de Lara y las Águilas del Zulia

Que descanse en paz 🕊️

#LíderEnDeportes

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

“Trying to land a haymaker...”

The broadcast booth was fired up for Geno’s ground shaking grand slam 🔥 #SeizeTheMoment

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@AliciaStella I have astigmatism too (must be a different kind, depth isn’t an issue for me), but for me a lot of 3D just straight up doesn’t work or doesn’t work well. The Disney 3D theater attractions are usually ok, but rides don’t always do much.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@ItsChristineEM lol him next to Josh just not caring at all is hilarious.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

Leo Rivas is a damn hero.

[Curtis Crabtree @Curtis_Crabtree]

Josh Naylor called the scrimmages the last two days "super beneficial."

"Gives me a chance to talk a lot of crap to my friends and teammates and gives them a chance to talk crap to me. It kind of builds a little team camaraderie there."

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

We found him!

Before today’s game, Cal met up with the Mariners fan who caught No. 60 and handed it off to another young fan... You love to see it 👏

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@sway_baeTV SWAY

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@AliciaStella Grilled chicken is delicious. Can’t see why they couldn’t do both in a revamped menu.

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@sway_baeTV HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@ItsChristineEM I think the Randy pose is so good

[Patrick @PatrickStites]

@BradAdamsHair Hey stranger.