ThingsPatrickSays

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Remind me to bring these materials for class on Thursday : tape recorder, duct tape, an extra shoe lace, and gum. 👍🏼

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

It doesn’t count as kicking if you don’t kick. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

All of a sudden you found your voice & it won’t turn off.

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There.. Now everyone’s fingers are on opposite sides. #thatdidntsoundanybetter ??

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Get your fingers out of her turtle!? #thatsoundedweird

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Patrick : are you gonna give me a hug today?
Student : no.
#rejectedbythe2yearold

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

it’s like the opposite of advanced stroke instead of 16 to 1 it’s 1 to 16. 😂

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

We need two things.. The otter translator & a wigglesaurus. #oppositeendsofthespectrum

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

I’m so tired my coffee cup is tired. #Dutchmanisfinallyover

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

I need duct tape & a muzzle. Not for lessons... For what I’m doing later tonight. #50ShadesFreedComesOutTomorrow 😂😂

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Roping children - it’s as country as I get. We could create a new sport called noodle roping! #shouldvebeenacowboy

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Sneeze it off - it’s like shake it off just the other version. #tistheseasonforsickness

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

it’s like Teagan reading ‘ ss-y-ko ‘ 😂😂

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

How can I be captain of the ship? #Brynknowsthesecret

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Patrick & the syco (psycho) seals. Coming to a station near you soon. #jasminecantspell

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Thursday is inverted taco day. 🌮

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

There needs to be a check box on the review sheet that says ‘ are you dateable? ‘ Oh.. Is that not what we’re talking about? #middleofconversationthoughts

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

Cohen look you didn’t die. There’s #onerule - don’t die in class.

[ThingsPatrickSays @PatrickTeaching]

office qotd :
is the parent-tot class where you teach both the parent & the child to swim? #waitwhat

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That’s not kicking.. it’s drowning. gracefully.