Sam Glover

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

Sometimes I regret the objects I shelved

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

I Regret following @BSmizzle22 on twitter

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@titLaGrande how many times have you got the poor cunt ripped? #everybodywantstobeacat

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@DanielSwaffer god bless

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

I wish to be cremated, with the ashes thrown into the eyes of my enemies @titLaGrande

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@andrewthomasrrr coonty

[Ross Nelligan @chapnell]

If this gets ten retweets @Haarsdawg and @titLaGrande will kiss

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

I'd say this 'AFL Recruit’ show will go as per: week 1- skills/fitness. week 2- resisting a huge pile of coke on a table #week2willbetesting

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

This weather is about as welcoming as @titLaGrande inviting princess Kate to the zoo #coldandwindy #erectaèniplaè

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@DanielSwaffer honest to the Haarsy boys I cannot remember this

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@DanielSwaffer pretty sure you actually never suggested that #lyingtosivinatoronceagain #shit46thcousin

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@DanielSwaffer I'm in Adelaide for about half an hour come and have a beer with me ya dog cunt #getoffskyrim

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@andrewthomasrrr how about you go for a run

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

Scrolled through about 156 bitches on tinder and not one match #alburyistofuknhardtopickup #evenlikedacouplefattys #99probsabitchaintone

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

Nothing like waking up nude with bruises and cuts #holyhell #notworththehangover #raped #saynotopaiges

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@Haarsdawg @titLaGrande I honestly want a medal or some sort of certificate for coming up with the name "Poo Mickan" #haarsyisatheif

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

If ANZAC day isn't the day my liver blows up into a mushroom cloud; then I deem myself invincible. #beersandbitches #KylieMinogue

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

Just shelved a ciggertte to see of it gave a quicker hit #didnotwork #gottastopskullingcruisers @AlexWilliamson8

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

Pubs shut & no footy on coz some cunt died 2000 yrs ago? Newsflash: 150000 ppl died yesterday & I still got fucked & watched sport #bullshit

[Sam Glover @PatrickWSiviour]

@titLaGrande are you stil the worst driver in the world? #alwaystextingbitches #swerve-mcgee #flyinghigh @Haarsdawg