Patrick Long

Penn State Blue Band Dad, Hempfield/Reading Bucs/AMP Color Guard Dad, Seahawks, politics, datacenter virtualization. Personal views only, not my employer’s.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

THEY DID IT! Your @hempfield Marching Knights are now THREE-TIME defending Yankee Open Class champions with a winning score of 97.1 ! Congratulations @hempfieldbands #HMK @MrCeresini #begreat #cavalcadeofbands #three_peat

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

So proud of @hempfield Marching Knights @hempfieldbands under the direction of @MrCeresini , performing their show “To Show Your Strength” at #cavalcadeofbands Championships at West Chester University. An exclamation point on an awesome season! Awards at 10pm...stay tuned!

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@JonathanLanday @davidfrum If those contracts had been made to enrich someone with the last name Trump rather than the last name of Noem or Lewandowski, it’s a pretty safe bet they wouldn’t have been canceled. Mob story as old as time- enrich yourself without enriching the boss? You get gone.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@sqL_handLe Would love to read more about this config and the potential resolution you’re implementing…

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@Bubblebathgirl Nice of you to subtly correct him, Paul. Yesterday he referred to them as the “Lincoln Monument” and the “Reflecting Lake” And yes, those are actual quotes. https://t.co/gR4cSYwYtZ

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@MeidasTouch Don’t worry, Mike Johnson somehow won’t hear him say it this time, either.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@lawindsor So weird how he didn’t mention that’s the most expensive brisket per lb that he’s ever purchased in his life thanks to this administration’s policies.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@DocJokeraf @DonaldJTrumpJr Kash is gonna arrest all the high-profile fraudsters just like Bondi was gonna arrest all the high-profile p3do’s, huh? Oops, I meant “none of”. You must enjoy getting lied to.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@Lost_Signal Initial system deployment? One vendor already stopped providing a custom.iso AND Vendor Add-On for VCF9-supported systems: https://t.co/Is37iGt1ms. Yes, vLCM + HSM-provided Firmware&Drivers Add-On is still an option for upgrades, but that has its own challenges, namely buggy HSM

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@Acyn A pirate’s first love is “The See”

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@JamieBonkiewicz @kharyp Jokes on you, I paid for my Trump phone AND my Trump gold sneakers with my DOGE check. Suckaz!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@pastormarkburns Republicans spent years screaming about the “cult of personality” and then built a literal golden idol of Trump. The irony is fighting for its life.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@LizMair Sorry @LizMair that came off a little too personal. Didn’t intend that, meant the royal ‘you’.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@LizMair Look at you just blithely dismissing the integral role of these 2 programs that will underpin retirements of 99% of us because “deficit spending”. Nah, how ‘bout we smash the cap instead? Tell ppl these programs they paid into their whole life need to go and it’ll be pitchforks.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

I feel like, if you have to say, “this is not a golden calf,” you’ve already lost the battle over whether it is, indeed, a golden calf

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@travtrav2131 @jcalvinmeyer What is a homerun?

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Trump's pastor very much wants you to know his golden idol statue is not a golden idol statue, just a statue of his idol that happens to be golden.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@atrupar Project Freedom, we hardly knew ye.

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@VictorialightV @TodSwion @ScottPresler Trump promised to cut the cost of energy in half in 12 months. He didn’t, they’re higher. Your “Promises mad, promises kept” sloganeering is objectively, demonstrably, and provably false. But by all means, do keep worshipping your golden calf.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Does he think he’s a doctor in this one too?

[Patrick Long @Patrick_Long]

@AntiToxicPeople Trump calling it (or implicitly acknowledging) the ‘Strait of Trump’ is the silliest and yet most utterly stupidly predictable thing to have happened in his entirely unforced error of a war.