Patrick Olson

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[Patrick Olson @Patrick_Olson95]

I never thought I would have to learn to walk again!!

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

I have learned I have a Massive trade Deficit with Trader Joe’s! Every month I Buy hundreds of Dollars WORTH of groceries* from them and They buy Nothing from ME!! From now On I will charge myself An extra 15 percent on my purchases!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[D🇬🇭 @deeprivac]

my gf is so smart and cool and beautiful and I’m so in love with her

[Working Families Party 🐺 @WorkingFamilies]

yes

[CNN @CNN]

Former Rep. Matt Gaetz used illegal drugs on multiple occasions and paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl, House Ethics Committee finds https://t.co/tb5uCa8l87

[micha 🦄🎀 @mewgami]

CLOCK IT.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

This is the most brutal beatdown I’ve ever seen in a presidential debate.

[Dan Lamothe @DanLamothe]

In a new, official statement, the Army is defending its staff member who found herself in a confrontation with Trump campaign employees at Arlington National Cemetery:

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it.

(Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

[SXU Athletics @SXUAthletics]

Congrats to Matthew Olson from @SXUFootball on being named All-MSFA Second Team! #GoCougs🐾🏈 #WeAreSXU

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

Adults please open this

[alex @alex2sexyy]

i hate texting, come share a bed with me

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

we're so small im gonna throw up