The Lasso Theorist

Huge Ted Lasso fan and consider myself a sarcasm savant. I’ve written a book or two, you’ll never see them.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Maine Sec. of State Shenna Bellows just killed the “Protect Girls Sports” citizen initiative despite initially certifying 71,033 valid signature.

She later invalidated ~12,542 more, leaving it 532 short.

This isn't getting nearly enough attention. So much for democracy...

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Meet Nyisha DuVal-Brown, who wished a painful death on Tulsi Gabbard’s husband, who is currently battling cancer, as well as on Tulsi herself. According to her LinkedIn, she is a paralegal at the San Francisco Public Defender’s Office.

You know what to do!

[The Lasso Theorist @Patrick_Reeeeed]

@JustJenRX @Fur_Baby_Mama Stupid bitch, you knew I was a snake…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This poor boy was running away from someone who stabbed him & stole his phone, but the police in the UK attacked him instead of his murderer!

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

An 18-year-old kid gets stabbed in the street. He’s running for his life, begging for help, and instead of saving him, the police handcuff him while he bleeds out because the attacker claimed “racism.”

They let him choke on his own blood. No urgency. No humanity. Just cold, ideological policing.

Months later? Still no names. Still no suspensions. Still no accountability.

Meanwhile, the same UK police have arrested over 12,000 people for social media posts.

They move at lightning speed to jail citizens for tweets and online comments, yet they can’t even name or discipline the officers who allegedly let a stabbing victim die in handcuffs on the street.

This is the definition of two-tier policing: aggressive against ordinary people speaking online, but protective when it comes to their own failures and protecting the narrative.

The British people deserve real justice, not another cover-up.

Justice for Henry Nowak.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@Variety Go fuck yourself

[The Lasso Theorist @Patrick_Reeeeed]

@mbwalkstar @JDBunkis

[BigDoge @BossinMan27]

@GIPublicSchools How about you teach your kids to read and write and be proficient in math rather than riot you pieces of shit.

[Jkm @Jkm1767724]

@GIPublicSchools ☠️💩💥🤡 Sued into oblivion

https://t.co/ZlyN3YsRmb

[The Lasso Theorist @Patrick_Reeeeed]

@The1stImmortal @MrPitbull07 Great catch! Also 29% percent tip?

[XX-XY Athletics @xx_xyathletics]

We can’t outspend the ACLU.

But we can out-share them.

Women’s sports are worth it.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

This woman is owed many many apologies

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Men don't belong in women's sports #IStandWithAngelaCarini

Let's get it trending 🔥

[Frances Staudt @Frances_Staudt]

@GovBobFerguson

How dare you use this day meant to celebrate girls and women’s sports when I have been asking you for a meeting for almost a year now. I have wanted to discuss my feelings as a 16 year old girl, who will not accept having boys play in my sports, and be present in my bathrooms and locker rooms. At this point, I have no other option than to believe that the governor of Washington state is gaslighting, and making a mockery out young girls such as myself, who are standing up to protect ourselves, fairness in sports, and our safety in private spaces. I wish your daughter all the best in her softball career. However, I feel very sorry for her that she doesn’t know what it feels like to have a dad that would protect her if what happened to me, happened to her. Seeing this post only makes me believe that what I’ve said by calling you gutless is more true today than ever. By the way… I still invite you to come sit with me face to face. Either way, you have not fooled the American people, or the voters of Washington state. They will show up in November, putting your woke gender ideology in its place once and for all, and beat you at your own game. Invitation stands... Ball is in your court.
-Frances Staudt

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

USADF should have been defunded last night

And would have been had Senate Republicans held the line

USADF must still be defunded because—as the entity’s acting chairman and CEO has explained—it’s irredeemably corrupt

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

This is crazy! Listen to @BasedMikeLee’s speech to the senate last night. THE HEAD OF THE AGENCY ASKED THEM TO NOT FUND IT AS IT WAS CORRUPT. And yet the GOP voted to keep it funded.

[The Lasso Theorist @Patrick_Reeeeed]

@thejackhopkins @adrianpink Then you would have a bunch of Americans not watching the Olympics, and a bunch of companies not buying ad time. Let me know how that works out for you idiot

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

STOP SWEEPING THIS UNDER THE RUG.

Keep posting this until Ilhan Omar is actually held accountable. I will post a million times if I have to.

Ilhan Omar married her full-blooded brother to skirt U.S. immigration laws and bring him into the country.

This is a documented allegation with YEARS of unanswered questions.

Why couldn’t he come legally on his own?

Why has NO ONE demanded a real investigation?

The silence IS the cover-up. 🤫

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Meet Ayaan Aydid, the spouse of Abdi Daisane. Daisane is a Somali running for Minnesota State House as a Democrat.

Ayaan entered our country illegally during the Biden admin.

Here she is boasting about it and describing her journey.

She needs to be arrested. @DHSgov @ICEgov