Uncle P Pub

Uncle P Pub & Liquors!!!
Safety & Health Specialist
Dongo Transport
#Liquors #Farms #Safety

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

If I manage to get 15 calves from my heard this year, then even a child I can have.

[Zambian Putin🇷🇺🇿🇲 @agapethompson]

If I manage to get 700 bags of maize from my 5 hectares field, then i can have a child

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

There's a reason why one buys a cooler box for outdoors & a refrigerator for indoors. A cooler box is for fun, you share it, lend it at the same time it can be stolen easily

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man to man: You're now that person who is always tired, leaves early and comes late. You're now experiencing what your father experienced. Do you now forgive him for not always being there?

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

Let's just push guys. It'll make sense one day💯

[Star🦋🦋 @maygeminibaby]

By the time Zambian businesses respond ninshi the spirit of impulsive spending has already left my system

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Until you date a woman who has her own money and loves you, you won't realize how much the broke ones have been dragging your life back.

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

@RealNate08 I highly relate

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

I just witnessed an accident this morning on this same route because of this same gravel

[Stehaufmännchen 🇿🇲🇵🇸🕊️ @MAD4safari]

LCC - Livingstone Comedy Club

The gravel is heaped up for a while inconveniencing all road users.

The stretch that was graded, is a source of unimaginable dust as no bowser came through.

The edges of the new farm track are not compacted meaning this track won't survive a single rainy season. Luckily a drought is in the forecast.

Shoddy works is the best way to decampaign the current town administration.

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

A man who gives too much while he’s still struggling will remain a good man with an empty bank account.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Some people are just nice because of how they were raised, so stop thinking you're using them.

[Trevor Mumba @selfstyledking]

Nobody returns from war the same person. Any kind of war.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Explains why that movie was a success and a classic to this very day

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Once a man loses that soft spot for you,

you'll meet the version of him he gives women he doesn't care about.

Cold. Quiet. Final.

[mariam🌚 @anickytwtss]

spending money on your man will always sound weird to poor women.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Sperm cramps are wild. I feel like my scrotum is about to burst

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

You can’t be friends with simps. They will betray you for female approval.

[🅱️rian🇿🇲🇦🇷🏆⚽️📈 @briansimasiku]

James has spent years using that bicycle to market Zambia, attend traditional ceremonies, push tourism campaigns and connect communities across countries. He’s now cycling over 3,000km from Lusaka to Cape Town carrying nothing but Zambian colours 🇿🇲

This is the sort of story that usually only trends after foreign media picks it up, yet it’s an insane feat of endurance and determination 💪🏽🚴🏾‍♂️🌍🇿🇲

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Sex will keep a man happy…until it doesn’t. Then he starts looking at your other qualities. That’s exactly where most women lose him

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

As a man stay where your effort is celebrated NOT tolerated

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

@h_chileshe I'd go for the fortuner

[Uncle P Pub @Patrickbsbpolas]

@FaithAlakas Yes... I've also experienced it several times. Especially bread