Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson

I'm the best selling author on my street. Husband. Father. Musician. BMX. It's a short street. He/Him. Banner by @pwolfecastle.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

In a world of magic, a Royal Messenger is cursed with a talking p3nis.

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[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@JoyLozanov34206 You'd probably be pissed if I posted links on your posts. Bad form. Do better.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Click here for a good time.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@TracyClark132 @DonnaSundblad It came to me perfectly edited and already marketed with a cinematic trailer.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

In a world of magic, a Royal Messenger is cursed with a talking p3nis.

https://t.co/u6h7ZU3es9

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@avawilson_x Thanks!

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Does your story have a theme song? Mine does.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@authors_elite Thanks for asking but no, I cannot fathom any more fame and fortune at this point.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@joelspriggs They wouldn't even blink!

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@joelspriggs Seems legit.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@Kdpexpert2 Thank you!

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@MariaA6557 The dynamic between Dover and Brook is what drove me to write the story. The fact that she could easily kill him at any moment combined with his condition made for a fun writing experience.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@MariaA6557 Dover was pretty much fully formed from the start.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Sounds on! #author #sciencefiction #aliens #fantasy #romance

[Martin J. Best @MartinJBest1]

The Carolyn Hunter Stories - terrifying paranormal urban fantasy for teenagers of all ages!
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[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Day 28 of actually posting about my work until I sell 2 million books. #author #sciencefiction #aliens #vampires #book

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Day 27 of actually posting about my work until I sell 2 million books. #author #sciencefiction #aliens #book

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Day 26 of actually posting about my work until I sell 2 million books. #author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance #aliens

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Day 25 of actually posting about my work until I sell 2 million books. #author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance #aliens

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@SaratogaArtist He blocked me. Haha, thanks for the engagement.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

Day 23 of actually posting about my work until I sell 2 million books. #author #sciencefiction #aliens #vampires #book

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@SaratogaArtist If your reading comprehension decides to kick in, you'll see that it says no werewolves. Your profile says you're a comedian. Yeah, you look kinda funny.

[Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson @Patrickfjohnson]

@SaratogaArtist So you've read it then?