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[Patrick james @Patrickjaymes1]

It is not possible to maintain a strictly platonic relationship with a female friend because, if she offered me sex, I wouldn't decline it. And I'm pretty sure I speak for most guys

[Uriel🌸🌺 @ThatgirlUriel]

MEN, do you think it’s possible to have a strictly platonic relationship with a woman?

[Patrick james @Patrickjaymes1]

@dprodygal_son1 Okayyyy

[Patrick james @Patrickjaymes1]

It is not possible to maintain a strictly platonic relationship with a female friend because, if she offered me sex, I wouldn't decline it. And I'm pretty sure I speak for most guys

[Uriel🌸🌺 @ThatgirlUriel]

MEN, do you think it’s possible to have a strictly platonic relationship with a woman?

[Big Anas @Anas_dey4u]

If you are depressed, talk to me. But if it's about money. I am also depressed. Don't come and depress my depression.

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐩ɘ𝐫🧃 @JustCasper_2]

Face Care too clean😮‍💨🔥

[xdike @xdike_]

omo🙂‍↔️

[𝕯𝖊𝖈𝖔 @iam_kabiir]

nothing is more annoying than constantly reminding people to pay you back your money

[Big V @Callme__BigV]

Make fine girl sh!t dey smell
Big red flag 🤦‍♂️🚩 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[ALIEN💙👽 @Shafikalien]

My boys are ready to go on that run Morocco did at the 2022 World Cup, ego do Una like juju😁🇬🇭

[Patrick james @Patrickjaymes1]

@tee_szzn 🤣

[Big Name @Godownsons]

Which be
“Your foooling don Dey increase o”

Una want make Pooja Dey envý me?

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

My HR don vex 😂💔

[Yhubiee🧸❤️ @__yhubiee_dgaf]

When your name is already on the noisemakers list and the course rep still says you should keep quiet 😂

[Kenz 👿👿 @Thaonly1Kenz]

Celebrity life e no easy 😫

[Centpraise🟠 @Centpraise1]

stop letting women without fathers tell you what a real man is

[Patrick james @Patrickjaymes1]

@iamelijarh No ooo

[ÉŁÍ!✞ @iamelijarh]

Every damn thing on this app, is a content, you dye oo, you lost oo, you see Jesus oo, all na content. Amen??

™️

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

English Twitter, in the word SCENT, is the 'S' or the 'C' silent?

[Sir James @kahubaba123]

All women do for a living is to bill a man and cheat.

[Reuben Iyam @ReubenIyam76235]

Need someone who can get me exactly this...
Budget: 800k

[Morri$👽 @Morrisrealest]

The older I get, the more I understand why some people just sit in their car for 10 minutes before going inside.

[Fargo @Fargo5p]

You ever randomly start laughing in public alone because you thought of some real funny shi? 😂