Bertram Worcester

Grimly aware of what chaos I have wrought

[Bertram Worcester @Patrickthebbea2]

How did people ruin their lives before the internet?

[Gamblin' Gauchos 🎙️ @GamblinGauchos]

Author James A. Michener called Texas Tech’s campus the "most beautiful west of the Mississippi until you get to Stanford.”

The number of times anyone said that about Baylor is equal to the number of football games they’ve won in Lubbock since 1990.

Zero (0).

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy #NationalPumpkinDay! It's pumpkin-crushing season and the hippos are happy to participate! Sound up to hear that satisfying crunch! Pumpkin pandemonium is brought to you by @FrischsBigBoy

[Bertram Worcester @Patrickthebbea2]

@Jason

[Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer]

Today is the last day without college or NFL football until Nov. 23, the day before Thanksgiving. Bring on 27 straight days of 🏈

[Bertram Worcester @Patrickthebbea2]

You are a composition of the twitter accounts you follow.

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@JoshuaSvaty @chrispumpelly I don’t know what the fundraising numbers would have been for Svaty in drag but they wouldn’t have been low

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@JoshuaSvaty @chrispumpelly I’m not a psychologist but I have always noticed that some men get very, VERY into dressing female for Halloween.

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Rain.
That’s it that’s the tweet.

[Bertram Worcester @Patrickthebbea2]

Independence wasn’t enough we need to invade

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@JoshuaSvaty Quiet place eh? I bet it’s absolutely terrifying down there around 2 am. One of Kansas’s great unsolved mass murder locations.

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@JoshuaSvaty Hotoberfest

[BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER @B1ackSchefter]

Kid getting the handoff has a disability. The other team was supposed to let him score.

One kid wasn't having it.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

BREAKING: Scott Frost withdraws name from UK Prime Minister job after being asked about his record in Ireland.

[Bertram Worcester @Patrickthebbea2]

Getting a shuttle ride back to the car dealership and the very affable driver just told me how the FBI is illegally detaining people.

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@wichitalifeict @CityofWichita Why not sell it?

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So she’s the shortest serving PM but also the last one since Churchill to serve two monarchs.

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@JoshuaSvaty I heard someone somewhere (Bloomberg? TikTok?) say they best thing for the economy would be an army of civil service workers to process the legal immigration application backlog. It won’t happen but it sounds good at cocktail parties.